Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (385647) - you totally deserved it (67628)
On 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by jgondi1 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Then she said "Oh! I didnt know you had one of those mini phones" lol :P
But any way
This is a big opportunity for you, to get rid of this "make me fall asleep" teacher
Say, "she wanted me, and didnt care if the whole class saw," then she'll be fired and a hot teacher will replace her and you just might stay awake.
#977 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:43pm by fredwillkill
if there was a new hott teacher, wouldn't you want this to happen? so you'd want to fall asleep?
#994 - On 06/25/2009 at 11:34am by that_guy321
did you see the teachers expression? i bet it was one of those ones where its saying u know i want it
#1010 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:52pm by Chibikko729
well the thing is the kids is lucky because he could do two things. if the teacher was hot, he just got his dick touched. if the teacher was ugly he could report her and get her fired. and then get her replaced by another teacher. so. he s lucky anyway,
#1026 - On 07/18/2009 at 6:10pm by glassisass
Did you say "Mom?" when you were just waking up but still half asleep?
#1120 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:37pm by Eaglestrike117
YDI for falling asleep in class. If she thought it was your phone, then you probably had a hand around it, didn't you?
#1127 - On 09/17/2009 at 4:52pm by fatehatesme09
well I just know now that I'm gonna try to fall asleep in class now haha
#1285 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:42pm by BoarderBoy15
well all I know is that I'm gonna try to fall asleep tomorrow
#1286 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:44pm by BoarderBoy15
why did she grab the, um, phone through the pants? wait, you had pants right?
#1306 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:19pm by wooow_sucks_for_
I'm hearing a blackmail. mabye you could get more then a one secound grab if you kno what I mean. sike. (:
#1331 - On 02/12/2010 at 11:18pm by mattpopspills
If she was hot, why would it be on an FML? Of course she's ugly!
#1333 - On 02/14/2010 at 10:56am by WhatIsWithHate55
and what the hell is with all the "you deserved it" voters? YDI for having a boner? WTF? Or YDI for sleeping in class? Maybe is was History or some boring shit like that.
yo thts awsome it's lik one of those teacher student pornos hahaha u know wat I mean haha
#1371 - On 03/04/2010 at 8:32pm by eastside09
Guys his teacher could be 60 years old and freaking fat like mine lol also who said the teacher was a girl O.o
If you liked it: there's no problem.
If you didn't like it: report her for sexual harassment.
But I really think its F her life...
#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:24pm by LittleMissMack
i go with number 3. and also, if it was an old lady then eww
#10 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:25pm by fmylife
#3: Agreed! She's the one who should be posting on here. She could lose her job for that.
#11 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:26pm by maninthemirror
My principal just told us we aren't even allowed to have phones in our pockets any more. I'm about to get my first phone. FML
that sucks ^^ and op sue her ass for sexual harrasment lol see if she trys to yank your dick off again... well maybe once more for memorys lol
#1293 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:35pm by Jmoney1755
d00d you should be ecstatic, you could make BANK off this if ya play it right
#15 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:29pm by hallucinog3n
#14
maybe because he was bent over, and not paying attention?
She assumed he was working his cell or something?
Pocket, yes. Use it, no.
Those are the rules here.
But this is fucking HILARIOUS!!!1
#17 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:30pm by Ren0W
lol! Nice! But why would you have a phone sticking up inside your sweatpants between your legs? Pockets aren't usually located there... haha you should sue her, though.
that's really messed up but ironicly makes u thing hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#1282 - On 02/02/2010 at 8:00pm by Silense_is_loud
I say you report that B*tch and get her fired. Teachers are always so willing to "lay down the law" over stupid crap. Who is she, or the school, to say that a student isnt allowed to carry a phone if they want?
#19 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:31pm by vectorcalc
OH MY GOD.
I'm going to be a teacher.
Now I'm reconsidering it?
eff her life.
#21 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:32pm by !!!!!!
couldve been worse. I wouldn't be complaining if a chick grabbed my dick. do wharvyou want woman I have my thoughts if you're ugly.
No teacher should just be running up and grabbing things anyway. She could have told him sternly to stop playing with his phone, or asked him to hand it over. Geez some people are all gung ho these days aren't they?
She probably did, several times
but he was asleep so he probably didnt hear her
so she got tired of him "supposedly ignoring her to use his phone"
and walked over to take it from him thus grabbing his stuff.
Any Way what was he dreamin abt to have an erection during class?
What's gung ho
#978 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:51pm by fredwillkill
It doesn't matter what you're dreaming about. As long as you're functioning properly, you will always be aroused during REM sleep.
#993 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:33am by ThunderCaya
how did she try to explain THAT too you? "oh, thats your penis? i thought it was your phone! i'm sorry." i'll bet she's just lonely
#30 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:39pm by pistachio
Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
American i presume, sue sue sue thats your excuse for everything
#999 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:52pm by Matstrenet
To #999: You are a racist bigot A-hole. Crawl into a little hole and don't stick your head out to the world, you might get disappointed and shit your diaper. Really, keep the comments clean and get over your hate for americans. We all just really want to read the FML, but your opinion, need I say, is wrong, and should be moderated.
#779-lol hell yeah they should make that a rule for school now!
I forgot the person who asked how do u get an eraction well it happens when u drem about.... u should know what that means,
and to that person who pointed out... stuff well he forgot to poing out that he has no life why would anyone point all that out and btw u said that they could write thy're comments and options and ur the one who pointed that out hippocrit!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOol
truly EPIC
its good u wernt wet :P
then ityl be F HER LIFE
#39 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:44pm by sahreeg
what guy would be wet? unless he's a fuckin minute-man that is?
#1259 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:03am by stewie1744
37#, actually, my teacher has reached into my coat pocket for my phone and told me off... it happens.
#40 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:45pm by girl
"oh uh ... i thought that was your phone ... sorry ..."
nice coverup teach.
that made my day
#42 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:46pm by Ali
That's hot. I wish I was your teacher. I'd proceed to use that phone.
#43 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm by AwkwardHomo
So... You would pull out his dick, stick it next to your ear, and prod it, attempting to call your principal about the recent violation of school rules?
Have fun...
#44 uhh...teachers at my school used to do that all of the time.
Some people aren't that clever, had to break it to you. Teacher or not.
Some schools don't allow phones altogether. My old school didn't allow them when I first started there.
#30 GG XD
#48 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:57pm by Nickie
why does everyone come in here going "this is fake" "yall r dum for beleeving this!" "no wayz this happent!"
were you there? no.
shut the fuck up.
#50 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:07pm by lulz
Penises are not allowed in class and will be confiscated.
#52 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:08pm by Chewbacca314
hahahahah this is the funniest one i've read, by far.
i really wanna hear what she said to you and what you're gunna do!
#54 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:09pm by san diega
Report that fucking bitch!
Unless she's hot, then tell her if she doesn't suck it you will tell. Haha.
But I hate bitcy teachers who uphold stupid fucking rules for no reason, it doesn't make sense.
#55 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:10pm by Mannerheim
"Have you got a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
:)
#56 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:10pm by Gurzo
hahaha to 56
i bet you'll never fall asleep in class again!
#57 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:11pm by san diega
5 Minutes later, and I've finally stopped laughing for long enough to comment. That is SO going in my favs :P
I'm on board with most of the other fellas around here. I don't see a problem with this. Go find "myliferocks.com" and report it there
whats your gender?
Your penis must be pretty small if she thought it was a phone...
#64 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:25pm by Michelle
this is the greatest thing i've ever read, thank you for making my day.
#70 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:35pm by dfkajsdh
Agree with #69. Unless there were other students there when she did it, she was totally coming on to you in a not so cool kinda way.
'Thought it was a phone'. Pfft.
I'm a teacher an I would NEVER touch a student like that. If grabbed a girl's blouse coz she stuck a phone down her cleavage my ass would be in jail so quick.
So girls could prevent you from confiscating their phone just by putting it down their cleavage?
I can already picture the conversation:
"Gimme your phone. You're not allowed to have it with you in class."
"I won't. Come 'n' get it!"
Yep, you would sure as hell land in jail for that.
#1035 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:04pm by DrunkDuck
Hey, at least people in the class won't bring up any issues of your size.
#76 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:47pm by Onikid
thats just gross.
i dont buy it, cuz most teachers and professors in the US are scarred to go near students, because of law suits.
but if this happened, I know the teach. is scared about a sexual harassment law suit
#78 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:59pm by BOMBCHELL -in Atl
he probably had a sideways erection so she thought with his head down he was typing out of his pocket. LOL
#82 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:10pm by sidey
LMFAOOOOO thats freakin hilarious. i agree with almost everyone above, get her fired! :]
#86 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:27pm by mojojojo
what does a cell phone in your pocket have to do with you falling asleep in class? she just wanted to be naughty!! oh and to #65 college students were sweatpants to class!
my friends teacher pulld her insulen(spelling?) pump out of my friend cause she thought it was a fone
so stuff like that does happen
#91 - On 02/27/2009 at 7:01pm by silly silly
WTF you guys what if his teacher was like one of those old eccentric types, that would be extremely not right
#95 - On 02/27/2009 at 7:54pm by Metallic_1
HAHAHAH to 52...
i had a teacher that spanked a kid in class about two years ago or so...
#102 - On 02/27/2009 at 8:26pm by mysecondskin
Y do u say this is fake? Where u there? Ummmm no, so stfu plz.
But this is amazing!!!!! Too funny
#104 - On 02/27/2009 at 8:43pm by GoGetEmTiger
So sorry...but this just cracked me up and made my day. XD
Feel sort of bad for your teacher though...
#105 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:14pm by jellogirl
YO dude
tell the school ur goin to sue the fucking school.say that it was sexual harassment. unless they cut u a deal.... like u can do what ever the fuck u want deal and not get introuble to save the school from a lawsuit
#109 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:45pm by mylifefuckingsuc
so that small huh?
lmfao this is just tooooo good to be true.
i say you sue her ass for some dough.
oh & what did she say or do afterwards?
im dying to know!
#110 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:55pm by ahhhhhhhhX
OMG. xDxDxD That's waaay too funny!
Too bad for the teacher though...
Seriously, what was her reaction to that?
#113 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:05pm by karma
You deserved it for wearing sweatpants in public. Classy :/
#115 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:12pm by Andywastook
Wow! You got a handjob and a potential lawsuit in the same day! Take her to court, settle for some big amount and enjoy!
#118 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:29pm by jchan
I don't know why, but when I think about this, all I keep seeing is the gym teacher from porky's grabbing that guy's tool in the shower. Hilarious.
#119 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:31pm by jchan
Don't sue your poor teacher, unless you really think it was intentional. Teachers are underpaid and under-appreciated!
#120 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:31pm by Charlie
Thank you for the lulz.
This cheered me up quite a bit.
Bet you can't wait for Monday!
#131 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:11am by Sabby
You know, I bet she didn't mistake it for a cell phone at all. She probably knew it was your penis the whole time. I don't think it was a come-on, though; she wanted to fuck with your head. Is it working?
#132 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:19am by camailier
#133 it says "SHE" not "HE", and everyone maybe his penis wasnt all the way up maybe it was like semi hard and was "lying down" in a way ya know fellas. But seriously it was a mistake who cares just let it go.
so if you have never texted in school or dont have texting, or graduated high school before cell phones got big. dont even read this you WILL never get it. good one AJ.
#137 - On 02/28/2009 at 1:05am by Brandon
uh, why would she attempt to grab your phone from the outside of your pants? wouldn't she have put her hand IN the pocket?
These comments are strange. Do you guys keep your erection in your pocket or something? He never said pocket.
His head was down, facing his crotch. The teacher assumed he was texting on his phone and reached to take the phone, grabbing the penis which is where the phone would've been.
Should've told her, "It's one of those giant 80's phones"
#142 - On 02/28/2009 at 1:43am by Adam
lmao at 119. Now all I can see is him running around with the giant condom and it falling limp after he runs into Beulah outside... Oh, geez, I can't stop laughing... LMAO!
why would she grab your phone from 'there' anyway?
its like a guy teacher grabbing a phone from a girls bra...
Well... sue or threaten to sue.
And to those that dont get the whole teachers bent on rules...
I had one teacher, you looked at her funny you got suspended
for being insubordinate... She took TWO phones from me one
day. And the day before, she had asked to see the working one.
To jgondi1, never let yoru teacher forget it. Same with the school.
#147 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:34am by darkflare000
i think that sounds hot. unless your teacher is old or ugly or both. in that, sue.
#149 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:36am by King_of_Kings
FHL :(
If u like the teacher at least a little bit, as a teacher, of course, you should have a nice laugh of it and stay kinda friends. Hope ur not that amercan idiot trying to make money from nothing.
On the other hand, if u hate her and want ot get rid of her - u can do it, but think twice...
eh, its kinda a compliment as i see it, you prolly have the penis the size of a phone? i dont hope you have one with a touchscreen.. xD
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i was just thinking of what 97 said hahaha
#153 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:17am by bandgeek0809
You either have an odd-shaped dick or an odd-shaped cell phone.
#154 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:30am by stalkersrage
After reading this and reading the story of the TA who ripped up the test for no reason, I dislike teachers more than I already do. I think that teachers' power trips may bother me more than the old person sense of entitlement haha.
I totally believe this happened. I'm a girl and I keep my cellphone between my legs during class.
#158 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:43am by sillygirl1244
it saddens me how many people on here immediately reacted with 'sue her'
besides the fact that this wouldn't even qualify as sexual harassment and no sane court would award money for it, that kind of frivolous lawsuit state of mind makes it much more difficult for genuine victims of sexual harassment to come forward for fear of not being believed.
not to mention, if jgondi1 were to actually request a better grade or sexual favors from his teacher because of this incident, he would be the one sexually harassing her.
think before you speak, asshats.
#161 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:14pm by Wow
I concur. Everyone is so slap happy w/sexual harassment suits these days it's ridiculous and that's a terrible thing to inflict on an innocent person--kills their entire career/life.
#989 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:22pm by thatcatholicgirl
I can't believe how many of you guys are immediately saying "sue her"
what unbelievable abuse of the criminal justice system. fuck anyone who suggested that.
e:fb
#162 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:36pm by Ballo
HAHAH thats sooo funny, i wonder what his classmates said? why u had erection in class neways man LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry, but this is absolutely hilarious.
yeah.. that's weird that she went up and grabbed it thinking it was a phone
but i'm sure she's probably terrified of getting sued by you or w/e...
imagine how she feels lmao
#164 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:35pm by hilariously
#8 you should NEVER grab anything that looks like a phone when a kid is sleeping
#166 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:33pm by B-mOrEs FiNeSt
She shouldn't get fired, that's retarded.
That's why our teachers suck these days, is because so many people get sued that you have to be retarded / crazy to even try to be a teacher.
#167 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:35pm by Ingen
I'm not sure which to vote for this one. It can really go either way.
#170 - On 03/01/2009 at 3:30am by Joe
Hahaha, that's HILARIOUS
but, maybe embarrassing?
well, imma girl so, i wouldn't know.
but, i'm sure you didn't mind her doing that.
haha.
though if i was the teacher, i woulda been embarrassed only cause it was my student.
ha.
she's retarded!
#172 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:15am by funnyy.
well it depends what she looks like.. and giggity!
#1153 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:30am by OnerousMemories
hahahahahahaha i love this. & she was probably just as embarrassed as you.. watch her fml story be on here too
#173 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:32pm by claaay
SHE PROBABLY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON CAUSE WHAT WOULD BE THE PROBLEM WITH YOU HAVING YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET THOUGH UM...
like that really happened? sounds retarded! or made up! jk agree with the number 356
#181 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:33pm by rachelforgot2
you could make some big money off of this from your school district.
#189 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:39pm by CowGoesMoo
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ADDING TO FAVORITES DEFFFINITELY....and yeah I would love to know what she said to you after that. F HER life lmao.
#190 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:44pm by LifeSUCKS143
somethings not right, if she wanted to grab your phone
she wouldnt grab it because its inside your pants,
and she wouldnt be able to get it
unless she reached in and try to grab it,
any other way she wanted to get in your pants... the phone thing is an excuse..
OMG that fucking sucks. i wonder what the teacher's reaction was..
#198 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:48pm by krishna1791
Ahahaha. She shouldnt of been trying to grab something outta yer pants anyways. wow.
#202 - On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am by MyLifeBeLikeOh7
HAHAHA #27
these comments are all excellent. My fav post.
#204 - On 03/04/2009 at 1:56am by m0nicam0nster
eh
even if she didn't know she was going to be grabbing your penis and not your phone....
she shouldn't have been trying to touch your crotch area
#205 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:45am by were_giraffe
LMAOO #97. i feel bad for the guy too.
this is freaking hilarious.
#209 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:43pm by whattheeff
hahaha so either she thinks your phone sticks out that much...or your erection was the size of a phone..i dunno dude
yeah if you dont like her she can get fired :P but if you like her LUCKY.lol jaykayy but naw uhmm that's pretty embarasin if people saw the.....you know.-from nicki:)
#212 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:10pm by taytay3696
ohyeah.she shouldnt have even been reachin down there..EW.im ready eat too xP
#213 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:12pm by taytay3696
I think this is actually more of an FML for the teacher...
#221 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:05pm by l33tm0nk3y
I dont know which is worse. your teacher grabbing your penis, or your penis being as small as a cell phone.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
#222 ouch hahahahah soooo true...you have to wonder though...mustve been big enough for her to notice?
Omg thats hilarious!!! Your teacher probably knew it was your dick and just wanted to get in on it(; Hahah
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllz thats too funny! ahah!
#232 - On 03/05/2009 at 11:31pm by effmyyyylife
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't sexual harassment cases to protect the innocent who suffer from being victims of unwanted sexual advances?
This situation just doesn't strike me as one of those.
it's obvious she's not into him, didn't grab his penis for any other reason but for bad judgment. She thought it was his phone people. Even this guy knows it.
Sure, she did something stupid. If nothing else, rat her out for being an idiot.
is this seriously worth a sexual harassment case? I mean really, can't a sexual harassment case be used against real sexual harassment? Persuing this, no justice served except for showing once again, a person can manipulate the system any which way over the slightest jilt to one's own ego.
this is the most AWESOME thing ever.. SOOOO not FML worthy ..more like MY LIFE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS worthy hahaha seriously, i cant stop laughing
and really, some of you people on here are just buzz kills talking about "sexual harassment" .. its not harassment its hilarious
#239 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:03am by alexa_rose
awwwwwwwwkward.........
*does awkward turtle hand gesture*
#240 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:47pm by fillmyheart028
maybe you could stick one of those phone keychains on it
#242 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:35pm by cra_z_turtle
Is that why so many boys are wearing sweatpants to school now-a-days?
#243 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:39pm by Rubyboobies
OMG Dude i feel bad for you. That is sooo damm sad..
LIKE HONESTLY YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT =[
Look on the bright side, at least you got some action at school, and you could say your teacher gave you a handjob xP.
1. Nice one.
2. Yea, you would get a lot of money for suing her.[/sarcasm] It was an accident.
3. She grabbed there because she just saw the outline of a "skinny object" and the student's head was down. She would not immediately think, "Oh look, it is a sleeping boy with an erection."
4. Why would the teacher be fired for an accident?
5. "I say you report that B*tch and get her fired. Teachers are always so willing to "lay down the law" over stupid crap. Who is she, or the school, to say that a student isnt allowed to carry a phone if they want?"
#19 - 02/27/2009 at 4:31pm by vectorcalc
Teachers should be fired because they have to follow rules that the county, state, and national government make? And teachers work very hard to do their jobs, but get little credit for it. They don't go home from work and do nothing. Teachers work for as much as 3 hours every day to make lesson plans etc... and alot of the time go in over the weekend for a whole day.
6. It is an FML because think of what he will always be remembered by....
Oh ya, and 7. Why the F*** would he get higher marks in that class? If the teacher did that, then she really would be fired.
8. xD
Yeah, that's awkward and I am sure that the teacher was mortified, but if the kid hadn't been sleeping in class it never would have happened.
The real problem is your penis passes as a phone, i'm surprised i was the first to call that
#253 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:14am by Cantexplain1234
at least she didn't try and laugh it off by saying "it was just so small I thought it had to be a phone"
In many countries, sex with older women is an honor. And also hot. She probably has lots of experience at her age in student-grabbing.
#258 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:07am by Nickodemus
lucky guy!! now u can even come to her and send her the signal for some more!! Its like every guys dream come true. except if she old and wrinkly. lol
And to those who say sue her, get a life. ure a bunch of losers with no balls who just like to go to court to see the old fat judges make u feel good about yrselfs.. wtf are u even doing here??
#259 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:58am by Mikeymikey
this is pure gold, i wish i could've been there just to see her reaction when she found out it wasnt your phone
#262 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:00pm by karyspecialk
Did she give it back? And did she return in the same condition as when she found it . . . I hope not.
#263 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:59pm by twohundredandtwo
wow! haha lucky man! you got a free grab! haha i wonder how the other students and her reacted? and why the hell did she just grab it? she should have tapped your shoulder or something. seriously! people these days! o.O but cool!
#265 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:07pm by vampire_fetish15
man if only this had been Youtube'd....it would seriously have over a million views by now.If only someone in that class did have a phone, and with video too, woulda been rofl hilarious
#267 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:12pm by DeathByIrony90
this is not a fml.
look.
you've got two awesome options here.
A)you can hit that
-or-
B)cashmoney on harassment.
#273 - On 03/14/2009 at 12:34am by girlnextdoor_678
I feel sorry for the teacher, it was an accident. Dont sue her or get her fired for an accident. People are so.... unhuman these days. Have some compassion.
#275 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:53pm by love_to_lose09
you should have told her you had to rub it up and down to turn it off
#276 - On 03/14/2009 at 7:47pm by DanielleCannibal
Today, I was teaching my class and a student was asleep, i saw his phone and grabbed it. It turned out to be his penis. FML.
#277 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:02pm by DanielleCannibal
This is more like fuck her life... Lol. But that's really awkward and terrifying so I'm sorry for that. I don't think my dick would be mistaken for a cellphone in my sweatpants though... How big are you? Five inches? haha
LMAO so funny! I can't believe that a teacher would actually grab something in your pants!
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZSKen1Vgc
#280 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:21pm by LethalErrorX
What the freak!
if i were the teacher id be FML x1000
#281 - On 03/15/2009 at 8:04pm by smilesunshine
Wow, ROTFLOLWLMAO, especially when you combine this immediately with #222
#282 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:22pm by bitchinstopshere
Lol i'd sure like to see her reaction when you told her it was your penis
#284 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:23am by christoefur
I desperately hope she lost her job.
PLEASE tell me you said something to someone in admin.
Either way, ROFL.
haha, imagin how worried she is cause she touched a students peepee..
awkward...
#291 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:23pm by unlucky_always
LMFAO , THATS TERRIBLE !
don`t report her , it`s your fault .
#296 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:44pm by beebe_monster
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahaha that is hilarious!!!!!!
#298 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:00pm by clashcityrocker1
hm...thought this might help: http://www.hulu.com/watch/62445/saturday-night-live-suppressex#s-p1-st-i3
for everyone sayin "sue her!" you realize public education is already shitty and the teachers are border line poverty level right? it was an honest mistake. leave it be, she's prolly sorry and embarrassed, move on.
y is ur life fucked?!
that is amazing, if my teacher did that i'd be like, NICE really loud in front of the whole class
how is she gonna live, seeing u everyday knowing that she gave u a semi-handjob?
lmao
#301 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:44am by motag
ROFL hahahahahahahahahahahaha. omg this is freaking hilarious.
how embarrassing but i think she is eff'ed NOT YOU!
no more sweat pants in that class...
#303 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:40pm by bumper
Oh my god! Man that would be so embarrassing. For all those people who are like that doesn't stink for him, that does. Can you imagine if your female teacher came up and grabbed your penis expecting to grab your phone? That would suck.
Srry bro
#305 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:42pm by burtonboard97
LMFAO! imso sorry to hear that! all i can think of is the movie "The New Guy"
#307 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:29pm by MissKerryxX
I can't imagine what happened after that. If it were any of my classes, every single person would see it and they all would make fun of you both.
But, I know none of my teachers are that into taking up phones, they would have at least said something first.
#308 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:02pm by BrendiRawr
Lol. I hope she was attractive. And yeah, it's F /her/ life
#314 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:17am by Neo_Moderator
#313 (uguysareidiots)
ahahaha wearing sweatpants makes you a wannabe gangster? sure that makes sense....
not at all
65 115 313, wtf is wrong with wearing sweats in public or to class. I wear sweats everyday to class. Why? Because when I'm paying ~ 300 bucks a credit hour I could care less about impressing people over comfort. Seriously all three of you are obviously still in high school and convinced that you need to dress to impress, guess what it really doesn't fucking matter.
Now as to all the people who say sue, seriously? But in all reality a teacher shouldn't have the right to just reach into someone's pocket... That is absolutely ridiculous for those who said they've had teachers reach into your pocket. The police can't even "just reach into pockets" they have to have reasonable suspicion and all that bullshit.
#316 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:59am by Triggir_Hap_E
#52 The best comment lol!
Did she yank it and nearly pull it off?! >_<
That's a nice way to wake up, someone pulling on your peepee!
#319 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:36am by SuperMeron
um... 320... if he were to do the same to HER she oblivously wouldn't be a her....
#321 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:16am by Neo_Moderator
Penises are not allowed in class and will be confiscated.
#52 - 02/27/2009 at 5:08pm by Chewbacca314
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OHMYGOD LMFAO!
That is INDEED the best comment ever.
I too would grab you if I thought it was a phone...or something else...
#327 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:23pm by thirdoutofthree
Some teachers are old and ugly so it might not have been a "lucky" situation
#331 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:14pm by Sagacious
i dont c the problem unless:
A. shes an old fuck
B. shes and ugly fuck
C. Shes an old ugly fuck
D. ur gay
lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude, your teacher grabbed your dick dude. That's so queer. If that happened to me I'd slap the shit out of that bitch/dick, unless she was hot. Then I'd just tell her to wait until after class.
#334 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:59pm by Puck_Slinger
0.0....they are called underwears...plz start wearing them XD
#335 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:15pm by lifeofpain
"today, as i was teaching my students, i notice that someone was texting. i went over there to confiscate the phone. it was his erected penis. FML"
I know it's been commented on, but is this FML for wearing sweatpants...ever?
#345 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:23pm by the_space_pope
lmfao WOW what a bitch teacher to try to come and grab something she thought was your phone out from under your pants... i bet she felt like the coolest person alive after that
#348 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:38pm by wichitagirl87
number 14, he could be pretty young, like middle school. I remember my cousin talking about how he got his phone confiscated for the whole year for having it outside of his backpack in his middle school.
(i was in high school when cell phone were just starting to become something more people than doctors and businessmen had, the original school policy was that you use it you lose it. Since then they may have become more of a problem (now that snake isn't the only game you can play on it, and with the internet being used on them) so rules have gotten strict.
#351 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:53pm by omnisciencex
My girlfriend got me sweat pants because I didn't have any and she wants me to wear them to school but for this reason I will NEVER.
#354 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:08pm by ThumbTackBraille
LOL what if she thought the "phone" was stuck, so she tried to pull on it, and then cum came out??
THIS DESERVES AN FML!!!
GOOD JOB M8
#356 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:32pm by NeverMind88
lol at 344 anyways that's pretty hot if she was good looking. I had a few teachers who i wished grabbed my cock. If she wasn't good looking then just blackmail her for a some $$$
thats fuckin funny but sadly ive seen this happen before
#359 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:28am by cherrylove2991
As much as you deserve it and PROBABLY made it up...lawsuit! :D
#360 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:54am by keikothemeowmeow
lol @ having a dick the size of a cellphone... fyl indeed!!!!
#361 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:52am by thekreeperkeeper
similar thing happened to a friend in high school the teaches yelled and asked to see what was in his hand and he was very tempted to whip it out
Report her for sexual harassment? It was an ACCIDENT, what part of that don't you understand?
#363 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:10pm by Devin_Duke
Don't report your teacher for sexual harassment. She obviously didn't mean to do it... that's totally not worth getting someone fired over and potentially never having another job in a high school environment. That would be F-ing her life ::forever::.
#365 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:27pm by ohitsjustlovely
lmao wow....
dude tht must have been the most AWKWARD situation ever....
did anybody else see ?
i can jus imagine the whole class staring at u n the teacher lol
definitely sux tho bro... made my day tho haha
#366 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:36am by ElMaZChiNGoN
"Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me"?
#367 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:43am by perastikos
Hahaha... if shes hot, you got a way to break any remaining ice. Lol...
#371 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:49pm by _screamer_
HAHA
that is amazing!
i would kill to see that happen to one of my friends .
#376 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:52pm by Aim9
so did the whole class notice? explain yourself, and stop exaggerating
#379 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:51am by projektsol
hey...if its a female teacher...awesome......but if it is a male..............your life sucks :(
#382 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:04pm by ryuuga_kun
wow thats definatley a first, ive never laughed so hard in my life after reading that. but seriously....f her life.
#383 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:29pm by stangxcore
you must have a weird shaped penis if she thought it was a phone...
#386 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:36pm by PlasticShark
That's just fuckin' funny.
On the bright side, you have an easy A.
On the dark side, my GOD, you have a short penis (if she thinks it's your phone.
Ladies and gents, THIS is an example of what an FML should be.
#387 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:51pm by uhnonnuhmus
hahahahahahahaha that is fucking hilariousss.
omfgggggggggggg.
why do people have no sense of humor on this website? i've read like a million of these.
and all that people comment are mean things, and are like wow fuck you. how is there a problem here?
why is this a problem? how is this an FML
well man, lemme tell you. this is def an fml and extremely hilarious
ok bye
#389 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:06pm by peeshlover5
ha!
when i read this...i honestly laughed out loud!
fuck your life!!
#390 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:37pm by my_fucking_life
damn what were u dreaming about LOL boner is class O_O
#391 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:37pm by allovershoe
sleepin in class til you grabbed me and i JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
#393 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:04pm by sensual_kidney
Rofl love that song...
Why would your teacher grab you even if it was in your pocket. If you were sleeping I'm sure your hands were clearly displayed on the desk unless you sleep like an orangutang or something...
epic fail for both you and her.
#394 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:08am by rachelroller
I don't really think that's a bad thing... Unless your teacher was a 81 year old lesbian fascist lol...
#395 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:02am by ChocolateCake
whenever the guys in my grade get an erection
they announce it to the whole class...
or like, grab your hand and try get you to touch it hahaha
go up to her like " miss ___________ could i know my grade? she say 71, u say " really i thought it was a 94" she says " why would u think that? " "bitch, you grabbed my penis and its either an A on my report card or a load dropped in ur mouth.
i wanna know what she did/said. did she realize after that it was your dick?...shitty buzz man...
#416 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:03pm by Stay_beautiful
dude.
i hope your phone is really big, because it'd be really sad if she confused your small flip phone for your penis.
#417 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:43pm by tenniselle8
Gotta say, I agree with the comment above me.
Oh and definitely depends if the teacher is attractive or not.
its worse for her tho as ppl mentioned above u could definitely get her in trouble for that:
Today a kid in my class fell asleep and I saw his phone in his pocket. I took a grab at it and it turned out to be his penis. FML
Does suck that your dick is the size of a cell phone tho, unless you got one of those phones from the 80's.
to the people who say "lucky";if she was trying to snatch his phone away, i don't think she was rubbing and stroking it or pulling nicely at it. imagine someone trying to yank your dick off of you
OUCH
but man i wonder what her reaction was like lol
#420 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:02pm by FMLover269
who the hell can't tell the differance between a penis and a phone?
#421 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:44pm by louisianagrrrrl
lol what did you say "ummm miss thats my penis you have a hold of there"
#426 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:47pm by murderousmark
"That's sexual harassment, and you DON'T have to take it!"
---Late-'90s TV Public Service Announcement
#430 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:06pm by SgtSchadenfreude
lmao wat did u say/and or do
and did she like it (extraa creditt(;
shudve told her ud shuv it in her for an A+
the girl was hot right? that makes a BIG difference. ;)
#435 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:51pm by sleeper1518
'did you come?' lol
try to get a boner again and see if she goes for it a second time. then you'll know its not an accident
haha reminds me of The New Guy movie. only he broke his penis. but i dont know if thats actually possible....
#444 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:42pm by dmoneypenny
what a bitch, its not like the phone was ringing... u not allowed to have a phone in your pocket... wtf
was she hot?
#447 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:37pm by lolzorspoop
that pretty funny. i probably would have enjoyed it then got totally freaked out afterwards.
#449 - On 04/01/2009 at 10:43pm by erijgio89248
The power to be able to get your teacher fired (and rightfully) must be a powerful thing. Hope you at least got an A and a 200 word recommendation letter fo college out of it!
#451 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:16pm by Professor59
So I guess the real question is...do you have samsung phone, or a BLACKBERRY AM I RIGHT?
#453 - On 04/03/2009 at 11:20am by downthealley
Lolz! This made me LOL so much >=D!
I'm wondering did she know it was yer weiner? LOL
I hope you didn't mind :D!
yuckyyyyyyy but it must have been like WTF!!!! ahahaha that wouldve been funny if i saw it happen....
I think this is amazing and I wish it could have happened to me so I could make as many people laugh as you did when you told the story...
Oh my gosh that sucks like all get out, man. XD; She should be fired. First of all, ya' don't grab things from students, you ask for it. Two, that's just. . .wrong.
What if the teacher had been a dude!! AAAAHHhhhh!!!!!!
#463 - On 04/04/2009 at 3:22pm by MyWorstNightmare
it depends if the teacher is a man or a woman. If the teacher is hot. hahahah
#469 - On 04/05/2009 at 9:17am by peacelovehappine
Unless it was ringing, (LOL) then why would he/she take it?
#471 - On 04/05/2009 at 12:20pm by pinkfrenchrose
tht fuckin must have hurt like hell if the teacher pulled on it mad hard
#473 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:48am by shitHappens14
i think your teacher should be the one putting up this FML....
#474 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:15pm by commenter2
Lucky...
Haha, but seriously this isn't really an FYL, more of an F your teacher's life. And why would she take it if you weren't using it and it wasn't ringing? I assume your boner doesn't ring, mine doesn't.
okay for the people who are saying he has a small penis... sweat pants arent like spandex.. so obviously the full size of his penis wouldnt be showing..
anyways. thats the funniest thing iv ever heard omfg! how hot is she? i would love for my science teacher to do that. shes a babeeeeeee.
Ya and then you woke up and realized it was all a dream.
#480 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:08am by Dynasty924
U should report her
n btw i dont kno when ths happend but dont u have easter
#483 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:36pm by SweetSoldier
so was she a MILF or not?
what would have been even more hilarious is if you had been having a wet dream and about the time she pulled on "the phone"..... aka your hard dick .....you came on her hand!!!!! LOL
how the fuck is she going to think that your phone is between your legs...wtf! she wanted that shit....just used "oh, i thought it was your cell phone." excuse...lame ass ho!
#485 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:38pm by cassiesugar21
That's friggin hilarious.
Except why would your phone be sticking up in the middle of your pants? And why would she just go "Gotcha!" and grab it?
Best FML in my opinion.
Wow. thats so gross.
You should stop falling asleep in class.
#489 - On 04/08/2009 at 4:45pm by chelseybuns
Today, I was teaching a class when I thought a student was using his phone. I went over to grab his phone and grabbed his penis. FML
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats just hilarious..HAHAHA i wood b so pissed.. Haha if i had a penis...
#497 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:36pm by HollaAtThisShit
Wtf? Why would you have a phone IN your pants pointed straight up? What a SMART teacher you have. I think she just used that as an excuse cause she wanted to grab on your stuff. If you liked it, call her. If you didn't report her ass!
HAHAHA.
How awkward for her though if she REALLY thought it was a phone.
She doesn't need to be a teacher if she's that dumb.
#499 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:46pm by heytherexoxo
DUDE, HIGH FIVE! I want pictures and videos of you making awkward sexual advances while citing this incident. Unless she's ugly. If she is get that hooker out of my schools. Kids don't need ugly role models.
#502 - On 04/11/2009 at 2:56am by peterthegrvm
Agreeing with #505. I would've laughed so hard if I've seen that in person...wow
#506 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:23pm by SerenitySilver
If you liked it, then it shouldn't be that big a deal, keep your mouth shut. If you didn't, have her ass arrested for lewd actions.
#508 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:29pm by SVelasquez
If you liked it, then it shouldn't be that big a deal, keep your mouth shut. If you didn't, have her ass arrested for lewd actions.
#509 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:30pm by SVelasquez
Lucky lucky...if the teacher is cute you should try to get with her....if she is ugly just make her feel uncomfortable by bringing it up in every conversation you have with her....she will have no choice but to pass you...Good Stuff MAN!!!!!!!!!!
#510 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:25am by Heartbreak5691
today one of my students fell asleep in class. i noticed a lump in his pants and thought it was his cell phone so i grabbed it to take it away. turns out it was his erected penis
#514 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:32pm by sportsbabexox747
Oh, quit complaining. You got a free handjob. Most people get detention when they fall asleep in class. Really, this should be ILML (ILOVEMYLIFE), not FML
haha man if she was hot theres no problem you shoulda gotten naked right there an boned her haha but if she was fugly then nevermind haha
#519 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:53am by buckeyefan16
how old r u? and how long is it? cause its kinda sad if your penis gets called a phone =.=
#522 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:00pm by owned2hell
It's so small she thought it was a phone? Yes, FYL. Naw, but that's sexual harassment XD
#524 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:12pm by ChristianLasha
#63? are you an idiot? What kind of question is "What is your gender?" um I am just going to go out on a hunch and say he a male because he has a dick. idiot.
#525 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:42pm by burtonboard97
if the teacher was hot its not an FML, if she was old and or ugly then sue her ass.
#526 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:13pm by timberM618
you got a handjob in class, and (possibly) an automatic A.
where is your life F**ked?
#527 - On 04/14/2009 at 3:29am by mrrobert57
You should have said 'don't stop' like you were having an orgasm as a joke.
#528 - On 04/14/2009 at 3:39pm by dontcare804
LMAO #52
Is it good that your penis is roughly shaped like a mobile phone?
#532 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:36pm by youaresofucked
haha that sucks at least it wasnt a man who did it
that would be awkward as f***
hahaha
and what were you dreaming about?
something good to get an errection over it haha
#534 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:08pm by shakerchic804
if u hav a big dick and she was hot u hav nothin to worry about.....if she was ugly u should report her for sexual horrasment....if u hav a small dick and she was hot burry urself
OMFG!!! thats hilarious!! u could report her 4 sexual harassment! :P
#539 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:20pm by katybear32
I've been called to stand up and present to the class with a hard on, but never in a million years could I imagine this being possible. Sucks for you bro. What did the lucky lady do, assuming that it was a female teacher?
#541 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:45pm by NotoriousART
Bwahah, oh mann dude.
thats fucking hilarious.
but who cares if someone wears sweatpants to school, eh stfu.
you should get a boner and act liek youre texting and see if she comes at it again.
but did you jizz?
But really you guys still have to be in middle school/high school right now and have texted before because if you haven't you have no clue wtf we're talking about. people text with their phones in their laps because it is hidden in the seat behind you or in your lap. so it is really easy to text and not be seen. because some schools are really strict and you have to hide your phone, i have to.
#543 - On 04/15/2009 at 11:01pm by ohhhhshizzz
Umm, arent phones three inches long???
I hope you have one of those big ass old school phones.
btw, what was her reaction? Did she sorta smile at you, or just totally ignore it, as if nothing happened?
#545 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:24am by saxlover
wow... lol great FML. maybe thats why ,sweatpants arent allowed at my school? hahahaha
#546 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:10pm by _mmz_
haha this is my fav fml! to 543: i doubt she thought he was txting, i was pretty good at hiding my txting when i was in school but even i wasn't good enough to txt with my phone inside my pants without even touching it... unless he was touching it... dude were u masterbating in class? o.o
#547 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:35pm by butterflower
Really? She assumed it was your phone, walked over, and attempted to rip your phone right out of your pants? She didn't put her hand into one of your pockets?
I bet she just wanted to feel it. Honestly, if you want to take something out of someone's pocket, you touch the pocket; you don't grab the crotch area!
Anyways, FYL!
How CANT you tell the difference between a penis and a phone?! O_O One's in the middle of your pants, the other is in your pocket...
#556 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:00am by Epic_Fail_Sauce
#5 ..ridiculous...she didn't mean to grab his penis
and...why wear sweatpants to school in the first place...?
#558 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:24pm by RNorthlandLGB
ha! ur full of crap
1.teachers wouldnt take your fone if its in ur pocket
2. theyd ask you to hand it over they cant just GRAB
3. your pockets are not in your penis area
4. i know all of this because i am a teacher
so obviously shes just a horny old lady that cant get any.
#560 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:01pm by sixtynine6969
damn! that must sukk. Maybe not for the teacher but...lol :)
#566 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:57am by Kristell_Meth510
# 560. Just becasue your a teacher that wouldn't grab someones phone doesnt mean other techers wouldn't.
I have lots of techers that do. If a teacher just asked me to hand over my phone I would be like what phone?
#567 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:49am by chelseybuns
bet it felt nice....unless ur gay ofcourse or she's a grandma
#568 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:49am by skateboarder0297
AHAHAHA. You can carry your phone in your pocket, but it usually has to be off in most schools. IDGAF if mines off, but to actually come up to you and grab it. They're not aloud to do that especially if it's consealed.
-_-
If you fell asleep and got an erection in ***her class. What does that say?
A. You got the hotts for the teacher
B. You got the hotts for a girl in class
C. Your neighbor is hott (guy/girl=IDK)
D. WHO THE HELL HAS A WET DREAM IN CLASS
E. Other xD
why has noone asked this yet, was it a female teacher or a guy teacher?
#572 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:02pm by SingForAbsolutio
No one has asked because it clearly says "she" in the OP.
#573 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:16am by Hiphopopotamus
thought you could atleast have your phone in your pocket
#576 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:22pm by emorockerownage
Watch:
Today I was teaching my students..then i saw one of them with their head down and what looked like was a phone....i quickly rushed their and tried to pull it from his pants....it wasn't his phone...
#579 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:44pm by Antonio718
AHAHAH !!!! dammmm. well either
1) ur hella lucky if the teacher is hot ( most likely not)
2) if she's not hot and old then dammm FYL
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING "SHE" AND "HER" !!??? WHAT IF IT WAS A MALE TEACHER!?
#582 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:49pm by CeltricShock
hahahahahahaha dude its a girl teacher........ u shoulda just been like, yeah, you like it. she would of been more embarrassed than you.
Lol, how do you know if the forum-maker talks?Like, are they allowed to talk on their own forum? Sorry, its confusing. Ive never seen a forum-maker comment on their own forum/
FYI- THATS HILLARIOUS!!
#587 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:44pm by bethechange
First I have to call this a bluff....what does sleeping and having a 'cellphone' in your pocket have to do with anything. I thnk if you're sleeping she would care less what's in your pocket
Second...the sad part is that with the technology that's out there today, cellphones are really small....your life is fucked up and you SHOULD care...lol.
LMFAO! wat a retard! "oh that was your phone....?" as she squeezes it. "are you surre?"
#590 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:12pm by courtgirl263
LMFAO! wat a retard! "oh that was your phone....?" as she squeezes it. "are you surre?"
#591 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:12pm by courtgirl263
how old is she??? if shes 25 and hott then theres no problem with it except everyone in the class saw ur wood sticking up
#593 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:16pm by minibrophdawg
Awwwwwwwkward. Just imagine how the converstion went after that. "Young man what is this I am holding!" "...My penis" "oh oops"
#594 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:14pm by g3tusedtoit
Holy shit. that must have sucked.
ut cmon, i would laugh about it if it happend to me and i was a guy LOL
#595 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:28pm by STAYP0SITIVE
Yumm, if I saw that I would of grabbed it too;)
I bet that was the first one your lesbian teacher ever saw.
"Today, I saw a student in my class sleeping with an erect penis I went over and grabbed it, when he awoke I used the whole cell phone excuse, Im going to jail. FML.
#596 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:21pm by Iloveblackmen
or maybe she did know...
btw #600...that's a sad confession.
#602 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:41pm by flippsizzle
LMFAO! oh wow man that should have been embarasing XD
#603 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:37pm by mokamokasusuama
holy shit!! haha. its more F her life than F your life haha. but that's still pretty embarassing.
#606 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:16am by little_britt08
Well if you're a big nerd then enjoy it cause it may be the only time you'll get anyone to touch your dick. FHL for touching a nerds dick
#607 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:13am by KeithHarris
1) It's not sexual harassment you twits. It's an accident. Though what a teacher is doing touching you at all without permission is beyond me, who the f*** cares if she thought it was a cell phone!
2)FYL. Sorry man, that was probably embarrassing beyond all reason!
#608 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:18am by mastermadman
man you should go ahead and make sure she passes you! free A for a free grab
#610 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:16pm by FoxyFox122
wow how did she make it as a teacher, because last time I checked, people don't have pockets in between their legs, on the upside you've got blackmail or the grounds to get her fired!
#611 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:15pm by krisFrAnHeehar
Today, I was teaching my students one of our scheduled lessons. One of my students was texting on his cellphone while I was teaching. Annoyed, I tried to snatch his cell phone away from him only to realize it wasn't his cellphone... it was his penius... FML.
#615 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:50am by maggieislemons
oh baby :] lucky her. hey....maybe you should IM me; ay baby itsrach. if you like erections.... ;]
#618 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:02pm by sexyrach
If its a girl and she is hot and you like it, then there is no need to complain. It was probably embarrasing to you and your teacher in front of the whole class. LOL. Pretty funny.
#623 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:22am by R34GTRSKYLINE
@ #19 :
actually they don't mind you having a phone,
unless its visible and they can see you using it during school hours. =D
#624 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:33am by BloodshotBunny
Rotfl @ #52!!!
#65 obliviously he's a guy did you not read that he has a penis? Idiot.
But seriously?! Haha sucks for you! And how can you not tell the difference between a penis and a phone?!
And you must have a small.....phone.
Sweatpants are awesome people!!
This is a definite favorite!!!!
#626 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:46pm by rosalie_haostn
I'd sue just for the hell of it cause i mean........what was she doing in your pockets??? and it's kind of sketch because she didn't even wake u up before putting her hands in your business. eh? eh?
#632 - On 04/28/2009 at 4:44pm by WinonaSmile
i can't believe people are still commenting this.
i must say though, i'm not really seeing the FML here. you got some action, and it was in class. unless, of course, you're teacher's old/ugly/both
also, i don't get why so many people are making such a big deal about the OP wearing sweats. that's what half the kids in my high school wear over the winter.
#633 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:13pm by that_guy321
dude cellphone my butt.....she wanted to grab your junk.
dont wear sweatpants to school
#635 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:45am by greaser685
What if she rlly ripped it off?
Now THAT would be awkward.
#638 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:17am by scateice
OMG!!!!! ROFLOOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
#641 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:10am by TopsyKretts3
OMG!!!!! THAT'S SO BAD!!!! HAHAH I bet she flipped after she realized what it was. Did the class find out? That's hilarious.
#644 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:29pm by luv2sing247
That's why I cannot stand teachers like that, they think ooh I will be smart and go over and get his phone..that bitch totally deserved it. Im sorry for you though. Teachers should learn if the student isnt using their phone then they should keep their nose out of shit. UGH
lmao man u must be small if she thought it was a phone. she was prolly like "ooh look a Verizon Juke"!
#650 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:05pm by george_lopez
I don't know if she really thought that was your cell phone. It's not like you'd put your cell phone between your legs and they don't make pockets there.
#652 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:07am by pietastesgood
lol man,
what if the teacher posted a FML about this very same thing?
i bet both of ya feel awkward in class now
#654 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:08pm by xdeelishus_
hahahahahahaha best one ive seen so far, thats effing awsome
#656 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:48am by PlunderTrain
Okay... Maybe I'm just clueless but... How did you get it to be up straight enough for her to mistake it as a cell phone? What was your reaction to her doing that and what was her reaction too?
#659 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:08pm by uncommonname
Is she a nun? Because then it would be hilarious. ^_^
#669 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:45am by evilralphwiggum
dude, wat r u? some nar narcoleptic nymphomaniac????????
#673 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:07pm by tommiegirlxxx
hey, at least you got felt up...but seriously, either you liked it, or just report it.
#680 - On 05/06/2009 at 12:52pm by sailor0703
hahaha these comments r sooo funny :)
ok the real question is- is she hot?!
#682 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:29pm by poshii
Ydi for wearing sweatpants to school. Are you in the 2nd Grade, or something?
#685 - On 05/06/2009 at 7:15pm by Kain12309
Teachers are associated with a lot of "unders" in this country...
"undereducated" being of primary concern.
Do this bitch's career like she did your boner, regardless of the cash involved.
Adults should keep their fucking hands to themselves unelss they're the highschool dropouts working security.
#686 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:22pm by ManganeseDream
I hope you had a "Zach Morris: Saved by the Bell Phone", otherwise thats incredibly bad for you
#689 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:23am by BlazaBlaze07
The next thing u know he jumps up pulls down his pants and rapes the teacher in front of everyone...
#693 - On 05/07/2009 at 7:48pm by hibarisanstr
@696 If you've read some of the other comments, you will realize sweat pants are very comfortable, in my opinion, so are dress pants, i wear them like regular pants ;)
#697 - On 05/08/2009 at 1:15am by Epic_Fail_Sauce
thats the most excitement your teacher has had in a month:)
#698 - On 05/08/2009 at 1:36pm by blondechik
HAHA that's funny... were you awake when she grabbed it? I'd be freaked out.
#701 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:13pm by sknahmotpie
holy fuck dude i tried to picture that happening to me...i would absolutely die then and there from embarrasment...holy shit!
Oh, my goodness. How uncomfortable. It's bound to be awkward for the both of you until the class is over...
I love that!! Was your teacher hot???? If she was u should have played along and tried to get her to get it out of your pants, hahaha
#715 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:21am by matt5th35hit
that's so freaking hilarious! Was she old? Cuz that would be creepy, and usually only old teachers are really strict about the rules. Also, what's wrong with wearing sweatpants to school? In my school, guys wear sweatpants all the time.
Haha, at least it was a female teacher?
And are teachers aloud to do that???
#718 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:59pm by crashcrazy
Wow was she in for shock or what? At least you got a tug for that matter.
#719 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:28pm by madd_hattr
I reeealy dont understand how she could think a boner was a phone
unleess you know.... it was around the same size as one . ??
BUT still really hilarious,
if i was you id be proud ! especially if it was a babe ! you can tell everyone
you got some action from your teacher !
hahahah imagine if it was a guy teaacher ?!!!?
LMFAO !
#720 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:46pm by lawls
I would've woke up, swore, and left...
*teacher grabs penis*
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
*leave*
#721 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:15pm by Epic_Fail_Sauce
this is hands down the funniest fml i've read.
i really wonder what she said after.
(awkward pause)
"WOOPS! Guess not!"
haha EPIC
haha that must suck hey well at least... nope thats not as bad as that
#725 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:26am by doesntmylifesuck
just be happy your teacher wasn't a man... now that'd be weird.
#726 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:35am by pippysthename00
funniest thingg i havee everr heardd in my entire lifee ! this totally justt madee myy dayyyy ! rotfl ; lol ; lmao ; lls
#730 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:30pm by wanaaBabby
still one of the funniest FMLs i have ever read. i love it.
awkwaarddd.
#731 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:45pm by fmylifedotcomm
If the teacher was hot, I don't really see what the problem is.
If she wasn't, I'd be filing charges with the police and filing a lawsuit against her and the school
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
#737 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:33pm by XximuremoloverxX
LOL 76 "Hey, at least people in the class won't bring up any issues of your size."
#738 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:56pm by Noobsoul
Hmm thats interesting reminds me of a song called the bannana phone.
check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUV2kiUZg4
I don't believe you. A teacher would be fired for grabbing that area, no matter what she thought it was. She would deserve to be fired, since no sane individual would even do that.
#744 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:42pm by zengrenouille
well if u enjoyed it then say nothing but if it scared the living fuck out of you then charge her for sexual harrasment
1)flip phones can looc pretty big
2) this brings a whole new meanint to "sexting"
3) if she was hot then your a lucky bastard
4)k=LMAO #52
5)you should have said it was like those new ipods you shake it up and town to turn it on and off
6) i couldnt breath i was laughing so hard
I'd sue her & the school district be set for life!
#750 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:30pm by vassup_notbruno
bahhhahahahahaaaaa!! this is the BEST FML everrrrrr.
#751 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:34pm by wambamthankumam
If she's a hot teacher,
then you got lucky.
If she's ugly,
sue her ass.
If she's so-so,
leave it be.
Or at least,
Tell her to re-compensate.
#756 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:25pm by magmafire93
r0fl! hahahahahaha lmfao funniest fml ive read in the whOle websiteeeee x D
I wonder what happened after she grabbed it...
Ahh man dude! Thats so fucked up! I would fire her if you hate her. But if shes hot, than thats tight! Lol.
#767 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:34pm by NewYork10711
#3 FTW!
If you didnt enjoy it, sue her for sexual harassment.
But its more like a "fuck her life".
at the same time though, I do see why you put this on here.
#768 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm by LoveIsAStory
lucky, if she was hot, i dont have any hot teachers at my school
#770 - On 05/18/2009 at 12:13am by ritalinboy
Dude thats not an FML... men would love to have your problem! :)
#771 - On 05/18/2009 at 12:42am by wittletwish
dont sue her, im sure because of it her life is effed more than yours.
hahaha especially if she sees that it ended up on fmylife.
at least you have proof that you have a big penis?
"So miss, I was just thinking about the other day. You know....in class. And I was wondering what your plans are this weekend. Got anything BIG going on?"
was the teacher a boy or a girl ????
If a girl was she hot ???? or anything ????
#786 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:49pm by chathibault
lmao funniest thing in the world! ... shows how tiny your penis is. favorite one by far(:
#790 - On 05/19/2009 at 9:25pm by xO_starstruck_xO
Is this f your life, or f her life? jajaja. One can only imagine what happenes after that. lol (but I asume it is very akward)
-Billy
#791 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:01pm by Billy_Coen
if shes hot- lucky u..FML her
if shes ugly get that bitch fired
so fucking funny!!!!
#792 - On 05/20/2009 at 1:36pm by chanco
look that happend to me today but my teacher was hot so was urs
#795 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:25pm by FMLHONESTLY123
xD 793#!!! Phoner...i'm gonna start using that word now.
792# So what if she's ugly? You're a typical jerk.
It was a mistake..though that was pretty stupid of her.
#796 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:57pm by Moontrance
I would so blackmail her and be like.....if you dont finish the job il tell the principal.......XD
#799 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:39pm by IWANTTOKILLMYSEL
ive got something in my front pocket.... lol
what do u even say after something like that?
#802 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:26pm by lostmymind16
uhhhh for all the guys saying "that's hot"
if shes a 54 year old overweight woman with hair on her chin,
i don't think you'd enjoy it too much
unless your just that desperate to get your wing wang grabbed.
LOLZ
I dont think she is hot I think shes old. if it was a hot sub she would probably let it go and leave "the phone" alone but anyways OMFG! that must have been embarrassing
#810 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:24am by cutiipie1510
Lmao...i agree with the fuck her life comment. she prolly planned it (;
#811 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:17pm by effing_ish
mustv been pretty small for her to think its a cell phone
#816 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:08pm by SachaYouKnowWho
haha 818.
Soo true.
inless your like the sidekick of dicks
:):):):) haha lol jk
#817 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:05pm by GreenDog78
UHHH SEXUAL HARRASMENT SEXUAL HARRASMENT, dude we just had a lecture about sexual harrasment at our school, this is totally why they had it!!! lol suks for you
was the teacher ugly? hOW Old
i wish i was THAT teacher.ill use ur phone anytime.
#819 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:57pm by twilightgirll144
ok bro that was rally funny but still that is F'ed up broski, you deserved it though LMAO next time dont fall asleep! :)
#820 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:42am by doghouse334
hahahahaaha thats SO funny!
what did she do after she realized?
ps- Actually, I think she knew it wasn't your phone.
How could see have gotten that soooo wrong? She wanted you, definintaly lol
#822 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:56am by commander_kelch
Ever since I read this, I've been looking for an FML along the lines of, "Today, I was teaching class when I notice one of my students has a bulge in his pants. Thinking it's his cell phone, I reach down and grab it. It wasn't his cell phone. FML"
No, seriously. I bet you're teacher felt as fucked up as you.
Lol, that sucks, must have been embarassing.
Like everyone else though, epic fail on her part, she should be the one writting this.
I actually heard someone talking about this story, didn't hear that it was on here, now I know where it came from.
#824 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:47pm by Mustcomment
LMFAO.
This is more like a FML for her.. Think of how embarrassed she must have been! In this situation, you're the one laughing.
I guess this would be FYL if she looks like Carrot Top.... Now if she's good looking, this is where you're supposed to say "How about we work this little problem out after class?"
#830 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:19pm by ilackeffort
LMFAO!!!!!!
SUE SUE SUE!!!!
You could get Freakin rich!!!
#833 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:01pm by Somebody52
ok #63 are u trying to be funny or are you just plain stupid? HE said she grabbed HIS PENIS meaning HE is a BOY o and btw this is sooooooooooooo funny i was laughing for like ten mins after i read it sorry though must be akward =-)
#835 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:03pm by fmlchamp5679
#63 is being sarcastic and inferring that the OP must not be a male if he thinks his female teacher grabbing his hard-on is a bad thing. Not gonna lie I kind of agree, even if she wasn't that hot; for the rest of his life, when he plays Never-Have-I-Ever he gets to drink when someone says Never have I ever gotten any play from a teacher...use it to your advantage
#837 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:46am by toodrunc2no
i don't understand why people don't understand why the teacher tried to grab his phone? at our school, we have to have our phones off, and in our lockers. if they're in our pocket, or even if a teacher THINKS we have a phone near us, they're allowed to have us searched.
ohhh mann ,
since when is there a pocket on that part of the sweatpants?:S
hahaha, !
poor teacherrr,
unless she's perveted or you're hottt.
#840 - On 05/26/2009 at 4:31pm by MaryJanexO
why is it ok only if she's hot?
its wrong no matter how you look at it!
#845 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:27am by Shshshar_ssscene
Hahahhaahaha!! But I must ask how the hell your teacher mistakes your penis for your phone. Why would she think you would have your phone in your pants?
Man, this is the funniest thing I've read all day dood! You just owned your teacher!!
#847 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:36pm by XxCyberPunKyxX
no one should ever reach down there even if it is a phone i mean isnt it obvious what that is? that teacher just wanted some action cuz she couldnt get it anywhere else
you should definitely sue that dumb whore
was she hott? cuz if so who cares. if err1 likes her then youre set for popularity!
if she was ugly youre screwed
#850 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:39am by drummer1031
During the morning meeting in my sixth grade class I saw the boy that I had a crush on have an erection and he was showing all the guys and saying, WOW! look at this, One guy said oh, mine is so much bigger. Then turned to me and said, did you see anything? Mortified I said no.
#856 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:55pm by solkowitz
LMFAO
wow dude i dont think even on a BAD day i could mistake a penis for a phone
no matter how big it is theres no reason it should be standing straight up IN YOUR SWEATPANTS
and how does this constitute as fml anyways?? thats kinda cool lol
#858 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:40pm by PBLeesuschrist13
that is HILARIOUS
ahha by then u probabaly had double
the erection she must think ur crazy loll
woowww thats funny
#860 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:06pm by FUCKTHIS92
Thats as embarrasing as your teacher telling you to stand up with an erection, except worse.
#862 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:49pm by JayFrankus
so your penis has the shape of a phone well that's different.
#863 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:54pm by MisterIcee
who the hell sticks a cell phone in their pants? especially without it being on vibrate!
anyways, for those who are wondering why the teacher wanted to finger his "cell phone", its probably becaues the school (or just her classroom) doesn't allow cell phones.
Oh well, at least your teacher is not a nun
i love when my teachers carress the ins and outs of my genitals.
makes me feel all nice inside.
EXCEPT! when their hands are freezing cold... thats.... not ok
wonder who would think a cylinder like thing would be a phone?
#872 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:43pm by ilikefml96
haha wow epic story! this is preettyy damn hilarius..sux for u tho! XD but i gotta say..sum of the comments left on here are just fuckin retarded. c'mon ppl. u can do better. i wud now like to point out a few unnecesary comments:
#27:just wow. seriously? no. no.
#52+130: LMAO
#63: if they had an erection, it was OBVIOUSLY a guy. its called a brain. use it sumtime.
#72+74: WTF is wrong w/ u guys?
#84+124+136: wat the hell kind of question is that? it is a penis. it doesn't ring or vibrate. i realize you wer prly tryin to be funny..but ur humor was wasted.
#92: lol
#95:agreed!
#130: really? seriusly? u want him..to do..his teacher..thats messed up on sooo many levels..
#139: haha agreed! that really duzn't make sense!
#148+149: wtf is wrong in ur heads?
#178:HAHA
#196: again i must ask..wat is wrong w/ u? thats such a creeper thing to say
#211: why WOULDN'T they let kids wear sweatpants?
#214: haha yea
#161+236: lighten up. its an fmylife story. these ppl can't help it if ther comments r retarded but they DO have a rite to ther opinion, as do you..but no need to freak out over it.
#243: why? so teachers will grab ther boners?
#248: wow. ur such a creeper
#253: you weren't :P
#256: haha that would SUCK
and finally,
#259: HAHA SO TRUEE!
#874 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:31pm by XoXoSempreEMai24
#874
You fail for taking the time to respond to almost every single comment
#876 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:49pm by lolkrislol
#877
You mean #875.
That poor teacher :P So embarrassing.
#877 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:27pm by Always_Abby
mhmm if I was the teacher then i wouldnt let go knowing id be fired id just continue, :p
#881 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:40pm by anton4223
its like she comes home and goes to FML and posts the story in her perspective. lol
#885 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:43am by ninetynineji
"she is actually a HE" and you enjoyed it Gay. Just accept it.
#886 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:35am by kristincavallari
dude you could milk this!!!! make BANK! oh and #875...why did you feel that was necessary?
#888 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:28pm by lifesucks210
sue her make SOME
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#889 - On 06/06/2009 at 7:59am by jordy12198
This is my favorite FML story. I hope it's 100% true! :D
#890 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:32pm by SexyMami15
This should be I love my life! Unless you consider the teacher ugly.
#896 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:48pm by paintballer394
i call fake on this one. a penis just does not look that much like a phone, even under sweatpants. hm i just got a hilarious mental image: dick phone. lfmao
i would buy that phone ;)
#898 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:48pm by erklizzy
What's there to complain about? I'd be throwin a party if my cock was big enough to be mistaken for a phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#904 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:05pm by nikki54321
This is absolutely fucking hilarious!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMAO at #419!!!
#910 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:55am by metheonlyb
You shoulda gave her 20 bucks and said "We'll finish up later.. ;)"
#911 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:24pm by HteaXtrainC
O_o LMAO!!!
@718
OF COURSE TEACHERS ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT MY TEACHER DOES IT ALL THE TIME!!
i came on her twice!!! =D
Dude,
You must be pretty freaking fat to be wearing sweatpants x]
#916 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:15am by OmgWhatWTFLol
I wish I was there to just watch things unfold after she grabbed your "phone".. The facial expression must have been PRICELESS XD
#918 - On 06/11/2009 at 9:46am by portisheadroads
this has to be a fake imo
why would she reach for it anyways? wouldn't she just ask you to give it to her like a normal person?
bah, funny at least
#919 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:35pm by roundnproud
Today I was teaching a lesson. A kid in sweatpants was texting while trying to act like he was asleep. So I walked over there and grabbed the phone in his pocket. It turns out that he was actually asleep and the phone was his errected penis. FML
#923 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:25am by littlezebra
I take it you have a small penis if she thought it was your phone.
xD
Why didn't she ask for your phone instead of just trying to grab it?
That's sexual harassment.
But if she was hot, I'd let it slide. (:
So how is it fuck your life?
Shouldn't it be fuck her life because of how small your dick is?
#925 - On 06/12/2009 at 11:44am by Jared1James
My mouth literally dropped when I read this. hahahah.
#927 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:03pm by ticklemepink188
I think this is another BS story.....did not happen at all. Probably still dreaming.
#928 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:02pm by kingfisher
YDI for making this shit up, what kind of phone is shaped like a penis, either that or your penis is shaped like a square
#930 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:40am by manunited93
i really dont see this adds up...u had an erection but ur teacher grabs ur penis as a result of that bcuz that area looks like ur holding a phone yet u were sleeping...
#874-wow no life much??? And this is hilarious, disgusting, but hilarious!!!!
#932 - On 06/13/2009 at 6:39pm by LilbittyKimmi
Yeah right, shes just one of those pedifials who become a teaxher to touch lil boyss-__- ..
Btw your fml should also be your teachers fml haha. Why didnt you press charges!!! Sexual harraasment ! She shouldnt even be able to take your fone without askibg for it first.. Damn loll
#933 - On 06/13/2009 at 8:59pm by applejackk
aha thats really acward, imagin how she felt about it lets just hope she was yong n hawt :P
#936 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:15pm by ijustateagrape
that makes no sense she should know that there isnt a pocket between your legs. i bet she did that on purpose xD
#938 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:25pm by ApolloandDixie
That would have been scary...........especially if she's an older teacher..........but at least it wasnt a guy!
#941 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:23pm by Flaming_Llama
That would be the coolest awakening ever...and you can sue her!!
#942 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:11am by Mattdude33
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. that's classic. amazing.
#943 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:21am by change_we_need
sucks, wonder what happened after she found out it wasn't your phone. ;P
#952 - On 06/16/2009 at 9:25pm by ilovechocox
here's to #874
Today, i spent my entire weekend reading over 800 comments on this ONE FML before leaving my own, pointing out a few special comments, only to be asked to get a life in multiple following comments. FML.
Don't worry, ily =D
welllll if you attend cell phone girl's school, this is a viable complaint - (she hid her cell phone in the crotch of her pants and had to be patted down... eek)
teacher: well looks like timmys doing it again.. well i'll show him this time. *squeeze*. teacher: wait a minute. *squeeze* teacher: hmmm well this is odd. *squeeze* teacher: oh wait nevermind.. he's just horny.
#957 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:53pm by squashsquisher
Did she ask you to stay after class for extra credit?
#963 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:53pm by Vincent_dawn
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...What Did You Say Afterwards?????
-Resopnses-
if Girl Teacher: Uhhhhh....Now ist the time....
If GUY Teacher: THE EARRING IS ON THE OTHER EAR!!!!
there's no way this happened. if it did...then get her ass fired.
#979 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:04am by joshzzz4040
The teacher was probably like: Today, I thought a student was texting. Turns out my class turns him on and i just grabbed his penis. -FML
LOL
#982 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:39am by RawkinChick
if she thought it was your phone than your penis must be small haha
#983 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:28am by j_anonymous
Well imagine this, she comes up to him and says
"give me your phone"
"I don't have my phone"
"then what's that in your pocket"
"that's my penis"
gah! how awkward.....well what did we learn here...
1) dont wear sweatpants to public places other than a gym.
2) dont grab phones through sweatpants? I dont really understand, was she reaching in your pocket?
3)stop being a penis wielding man (solely for embarrassing erection prevention)
#996 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:17am by umbilicalbiotch
YDI for falling asleep in class...however, the teacher shouldn't have touched you. I am a teacher and I would NEVER put my hands anywhere on a student. If I take a cell phone I tell the kid to bring it up and put it on my desk. I hope your teacher learned a lesson.
#1003 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:40am by crazyasianlady
Do herrr. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats the funnniest shiiit I've heard all day, son. YOU GO GET EM TIGER. rawwwr.
#1008 - On 07/10/2009 at 4:38am by kristluvsmason02
Omfg that SUCKS but it's totally funny at the same time. You must have had a really HARD time afterwards.
Funniest shit I've heard in ages. Thanks for sharing.
#1011 - On 07/13/2009 at 12:23am by startrix91
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
thts hilarious
to the people saying its not sexual harassment if it was a guy teacher grabbing a girls boob then you can pretty much guaranty he would get sued- so what's the difference
OH!! Thats embarassing .. poor babe .. Buhh loll her face XD
#1023 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:28pm by iYCarlAceXD
ok ive read this one alot and i always wondered, what did you do? like did you say "excuse me ma'am thats my penis your grabbing"?
To clear things up, I don't think the teacher was looking at his pants. She most likely saw that his head was tilted down (in the texting position) and blindly reached under his desk to grab what should have been a cell phone, but instead grabbed something else which had taken up the space where the cell phone should have been (had he been texting).
#1030 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:12pm by No_Wire_Hangers
if i were a guy and that ever happend to me i would of yelled RAPE and i would sue her.
#1031 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:05am by girlyoudontknow0
i dont know what button to press, cuz it doesnt suck unless it was a guy, but you didnt deserve either.... they need a "that's awesome" button
#1032 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:30pm by TheNewGodOfWar
lol maybe thats why its illegal to have a public erection in mexico
#1040 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:34pm by Galefargion
that is unbearably funny, but I'm so sorry for your life! haha! I'd pretty much pay to see the teacher's reaction - how awful!
#1041 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:42pm by this_cant_b_real
There was something vibrating in your pants so I don't blame the teacher:)
#1043 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:28pm by paleknight47
"Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
#1046 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:10pm by Juvenescence
well if the woman thinks that ur dick is the size of a fone
SUKKS FOR U MY FRIENDDD
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P
#1049 - On 08/02/2009 at 4:03pm by mylifefmlsoml
This FML is either fake or the teacher was really stupid. Yeah, i'm sure it's totally common for a teacher to think that a phone is kept in a pocket BETWEEN THE LEGS! /sarcasm
#1052 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:23pm by Leashaness
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! this is one of my favorite fmls. I bet u liked it. I know my boyfriend does.
#1058 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:29pm by weloveandrew123
wow wow that is just too funny. how could she possibly think that that is a phone but I bet you really liked it huh....
#1062 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:11am by MRS_JACOB_BLACK
awww.... this is too pitaful for me to make fun of. *huggs*
#1063 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:03pm by Secretive_HLM
if your dick looks like a phone when its hard then u have 1 SMALL ASS DICK DUDE!!!!!
#1064 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:41am by bobleheadNS
LOL. That was probably the only action you hva every gotten though.:)
#1073 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:06pm by heymom
My teacher did the same thing except she reached in my pocket ( my pocket had been torn off because they were old)so yeah you can tell she grabbed bare shaft and balls ,to i then woke up and jerked making her hand get pinned to the desk and her struggling kept her hand on a little extra time and she freaked and slipped fell down knocked her self out her hand remained on my junk,but gotta say her hands were warm so i liked it but took them out after about 5 sec.(TRUE STORY)
My teacher did the same thing except she reached in my pocket ( my pocket had been torn off because they were old)so yeah you can tell she grabbed bare shaft and balls
LOL!!! Reminds me of my perdofile math teacher!! hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahah
#1081 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:37pm by Nightmare1
Wow realy This is Deff. F her life I bet she was soo embarresed lol
#1083 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:02pm by Nettie4592
Your totally missing the most important thing here: Was the teacher hot??
#1090 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:49pm by SCREWIT666
I bet the teacher intended to grab your penis. then said that she thought it was your phone as a cover up.
lol thats funny but i shouldnt laugh i have done WAY more stupider things then that
#1095 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:58am by caterpiller619
"more stupider things" caterpillar619?
you mean like writing the words "more stupider things"?
in that case, i'm willing to bet...
you HAVE "done WAY more stupider things then that"
#1098 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:00am by senior_dingdong
I don't understand how that ruins your life. It can ruin her life, but yours? Wtf is wrong with you?
Literally the funniest shit ever! This should b the #1 FML. I bet your teacher was thinking "my boyfriend has the same exact phone"
#1104 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:08am by pinkdancer
next time you see her, wink at her. See what happens, you may get lucky :)
#1106 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:47pm by Jason_Has_Heart
If she was hot, you should say "Hot teacher grabbed my game, did a hot teacher ever grab yours?" how unique (Y) ;)
#1112 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:21am by shortshorty
Omg! That is really fun! But I am sorry that your dick looks like a phone!
#1113 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:44am by swedishgirl
This is extremely hilarious, thanks for making my day :) haha
#1123 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:02pm by ratedS
wow. i'm curious, what did your classmates around you say?
and also, you easily could've sued her or something.
I'm not sure a teacher is going to mistake a dick for a phone. I mean, come on!!!
Now back when I was in school, there were several teachers I wished would grab my dick . . . but that's another story.
I'm skeptical.
#1132 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:18pm by phatdaddy62
omg are u kiding me!! i wonder what he thought after grabbing it lol...he probably got a hard on too. XD
#1136 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:02pm by hollyberry420
OMG this is sooo funny it actually made me pee. you rock (Y)
#1137 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:45pm by thecowgoesmoo
That is, just, all levels of wrong. And I was embrassed when I was caught texting.
#1138 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:38pm by clippedwings94
Did she offer you extra credit? And does your penis have ring tones?
#1184 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:38am by ManUpFucker
heres my question. Now even if she had been calling ur name and trying to get you to hand it over why did she grabit if it was inside your pants i mean really?
#1145 - On 10/02/2009 at 9:59pm by Gmarmalade
Dude you are the fuckin man I wish you lived on maui ha we could soo cruise!!!!!! This is hand down greates FML!
#1147 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:50am by BunnyDrastic
i wonder what you were dreaming when she grabbed your penis..... ; )
#1148 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:29am by recklessblogger
hahaha
wow. seriously.
that SUCKS.
...
or not >>
but if you report her she could be fired lol
#1150 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:56pm by 13_angels_death
dude at least it was a chick.. trust me it could be worse.. as demonstrated in this vid right here
-----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA
btw hope she's hot lol
#1155 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:41am by OnerousMemories
Did she realize what it actually was? XD What did she do?
FYL
#1160 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:03pm by fluffyhead0098
lucky bastard. unless shes mad ugly or fat...
and haha #1160--she mustve been like "OMFG WTF EEWWWW"
#1161 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:15pm by jeffrey0000
Dude, that's sweet. Unless she was really ugly, you should have asked her if she wanted to feel it some more
#1166 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:49pm by Lovesabitch
you should get her number or something. Cougers are golddddd. :):):)
#1169 - On 10/08/2009 at 11:17pm by Condiment_King12
dude that sux.im srry.but hey at least it wasnt totally out and she touchd it
#1174 - On 10/11/2009 at 7:09pm by rawr_ima_eat_chu
dude that sux.im srry.but hey at least it wasnt totally out and she touchd it
#1175 - On 10/11/2009 at 7:11pm by rawr_ima_eat_chu
isnt that sexual harrassment? SUE HER!!! xD a phones pretty small xD and how old r u?
#1176 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:39pm by Bredynamite
OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER !
YOU ARE OFFICALLY, MY NEW BEST FRIEND
#1190 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:33pm by emilyharder
hahahahahahahahahaahahahah!
best fml ever! oh my god. it's such a fml for the teacher. "today, I grabbed my student's penis thinking it was his phone, fml" LMAO.
#1199 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:47pm by Grillypower
unless it was man on boy crime...yuck! good story for FML.
#1201 - On 11/22/2009 at 9:44pm by badphoneguy
This is definitely a Fuck Her Life! I bet she was mortified and terrified about the consequences. To those of you shouting "sue" and "report" have you considered that the OP might also be terribly embarassed and just want to forget it? The teacher made a mistake. It wasn't sexual harassment. Is it really worth destroying her life and career?
wow. lol. wouldnt she at least ask you if you had your phone was with you first. when you assume..oh whatever.
#1206 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:35pm by cindy11052
haha man I am so sorry. happend to me with my dad, but Isis not have an erection. ahh I was so red. lol
You should have been like 'It IS my phone. Keep trying to take it from me.' She would have pulled on it for like 5 minutes, if she was stupid enough ;)
#1209 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:45am by iFruit
lol that's... funny? why would ur phone be sticking up from in ur sweatpants between ur legs? I bet she meant to do it
the op is obv gay for thinking that a female touching his penis is a fml.
ydi for having homo thoughts in class
LOL. Why would she grab your phone from inside your pants anyway? Isn't that classified as harassment?
hahahahahaha that sucks. lmao I laughed so hard when I read this
#1230 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:57pm by giggles5458
lol, new fml.
Today, in class, one of my students was holding his phone and using it in the
middle of my class. I grabbed it to take it away. it wasn't his phone. idk what's worse. the fact that I grabbed his dick, or that it was the most action I'd gotten in years. FML
#1234 - On 01/07/2010 at 11:50pm by c0nfuzzled
@1220 lolluv
it probably was the right and into his pocket. not sticking straight up in the middle.
I call shananagins
#1240 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:56am by Candilora28
um I wonder if anyone took in consideration that this person could be a shim!?
#1241 - On 01/18/2010 at 9:12am by JimBizzle21
the exact reason i do not wear sweatpants in school hahaha!!
#1243 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:27pm by louditalian
what'd she say? " oh, I'm sorry. that's not your phone... that's your penis.................. ummmmmm..... well,... I should probably let go now"
#1251 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:00am by thulakeshow
oh yea baby :D yea baby fuck that teacher yes yes yea baby :D :) make her wanna feel on it some more :) yesssss
#1252 - On 01/25/2010 at 9:13pm by awesome576
ya that sucks for you, you pretty much admitted that you have a little dick, most phones are not long, sorry bro
if she's hot nows ur chance to fulfil every boys fantasy...do the hot sch teacher lol...if she ain't report it... what the duece... victory is mine
this would be awesome! I would say, "Have sex with me, you hot teacher!"
#1292 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:05am by bestmw2playereve
i think this should be the number one of all time FML; not that stupid ass passport one with the persons birthday celebrated on the wrong day.
oh and #958; FTW. xD
#1312 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:01am by volcomxbabiix3
this ones a load of bollox also. teachers can get in a lot of shit for grabbing students let alone in that area... if it IS true u should
report it. if it isn't, which I don't think it is, shame on you.
what if it was some old dude teacher hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
#1320 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:54pm by camopantsSUCK
oh fuck, how can you possibly have an erection in class?! grossss!
#1341 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:54am by klaaaapoo
damn I wish I got to squeeze ur cock ;) then suck it real hard :)
#1347 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:31pm by polarice24
hey that's fucking awsome if your teacher is some what hot
#1348 - On 02/20/2010 at 12:55pm by gangstergear
and u said "don't stop babe" get on ur knees and go go go!
#1353 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:06am by icanfmlalldaylon
I mean was the teacher a guy or a girl, if it was a girl who cares, but if it was a guy I would be kinda up set lol
"Mrs I brought my pencil!"
Hot for Teacher
Van Halen
#1360 - On 02/23/2010 at 11:30pm by MasterOfThemFuck
haha you got felt up by your teacher what did she do with it
#1372 - On 03/04/2010 at 9:47pm by scotty1234
if the teacher thought your penis was a phone it was probably an old wrinkling women with glasses to 100x magnification.
maybe she was lying and and did it because ur her favorite student
#1390 - On 03/11/2010 at 11:00pm by mematteden
oohhh dude that suck espesually if she was really old and
rinkly. d-_-b <<<<< he's a d.j
#1393 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:17pm by cubfann224
Wow a little weird. but if ur big and ever need a favor I'll grab, rub, and if ur juicy and lucky enuf I'll blow and suck!! ;o
#1394 - On 03/16/2010 at 1:08am by Baybee_Boo
the teacher was problaby a old dude not one of those hot naughty teachers lol
#1398 - On 03/17/2010 at 1:11am by riseagainst1616
