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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13329) - you totally deserved it (2341)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

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hahahahhahaaha


damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:12am by SlightlyGPirate

Exactly what I was thinking, this one is a KEEPER.

#20 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:53am by White667

lol

#61 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:51am by biancamacc

Haha same. Your girlfriend is awesome xD

#133 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:09pm by winterharte

Hahahahahahaha!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

#137 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:52pm by Dunebuggy569

haha she's amazing

#143 - On 03/06/2010 at 12:12am by jasonsaied

ha ha!!!!!! oh wow, that's great.

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:13am by makenzie675

Guess what today is? Get a new Girlfriend Day!

#3 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:14am by mrose57

You're just trying to get him to dump her so you can have her!

It's okay, I would do the same.

#24 - On 09/16/2009 at 11:31am by littlegolferboy

Ha :D

#4 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:28am by Romaine

Um yeah she's totally demoted. And when you're done I'm going to be expecting her FML post pretty soon

#5 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:30am by youwithme

She's funny

#6 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:32am by doggie3

damn were you that bad?

#7 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:33am by sevenalive

I signed up especially to leave this comment:

MARRY THAT GIRL!

#8 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:12am by mahade

Did so too for the same reason.

#100 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:13am by Haderlump

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!!!!

#9 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:16am by twilight_guy

Epic lulz.

#10 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:22am by Tiffinny

stole my comment lol

#144 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:15pm by fatalkiss

Dance with her, emo.

#11 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:25am by Jincos

DUDE! That's fuckin halariouse. Of that happened to me I wouldn't be able to finish either cuz I'd be laughing so hard.XD

#12 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:34am by Smokes1194

join her, dude!

#13 - On 09/16/2009 at 8:10am by CrystaleKahlua

Rofl.
Now that is just epic.

#14 - On 09/16/2009 at 8:20am by Suigetsu

You must not have been doing a very good job. When me and my GF are getting it on she only stops if the house is in fire.

#15 - On 09/16/2009 at 8:25am by Igor_g5

haahahahhaha I love your girlfriend

#17 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:43am by rhythmbandit

LOL!!

#18 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:49am by flyboy57

Girlfriend win!

#19 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:52am by Bullshet

XD You have the best girlfriend.

#21 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:01am by JRSpaniel

obviously need to improve your sexual abilities.

#22 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:27am by AnthonyD86

that's funny! your girl friend is awesome!

#23 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:28am by iamelrebel

If a girl does this, "she's got a great sense of humor". If a guy does this, "he's a weirdo". :/

#25 - On 09/16/2009 at 11:39am by GeekLogic

Dude can I have your girlfriend?

#26 - On 09/16/2009 at 12:12pm by Pointy130

HAHAHA dude your gf rocks!

#27 - On 09/16/2009 at 12:50pm by catticho

Buy a clue! It's time to leave.

#28 - On 09/16/2009 at 1:25pm by FoundManyLemons

dude, clearly you don't deserve this girl if you can't appreciate how awesome that was.

#29 - On 09/16/2009 at 1:33pm by meepmeep

Haha lol thts so funny

#30 - On 09/16/2009 at 1:45pm by MLSxxox

...aha, when girls leave FML's like this people comment saying how not to complain as they would deffonatley date them as they have an awesome sence of humour and would love to date them....
....just a thought :L

#31 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:25pm by suicidalmashmelo

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

#71 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:43pm by looking_glass

haha that so sounds like something i'd do! lol
she's my hero haha

#33 - On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm by n_jay

Lawl, I can so see that.

Btw, your life's not fucked.

#35 - On 09/16/2009 at 4:33pm by XRiseToFallAgain

soooo... what you're saying is that you're innaffective as a lover and that you're girlfriend is hilarious

#37 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:05pm by akkid17

Dudeeee that is fuckedddd up

#38 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:18pm by HXCxSceneKidx

Hahaha, that stuff is funny. There's nothing wrong with random humor during sex.

#39 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:45pm by chocolatemoose

YDI for being a lousy fuck

#40 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:57pm by Joshb306

umm, fml?? that's fuckin hilarious.

#41 - On 09/16/2009 at 8:55pm by a_nix777

I imagine you're dating one of those extremely immature Anime-loving "omg random!!!1!1!1" chicks.

#42 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:02pm by kurukururock

Nahhh... Animeloving people that go on about how "random" they are aren't actually funny most of the time. His girl is too funny to be one of them going off this... :P

#86 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:29am by jchansfan

well i think ur gf is on some dope or something

#43 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:30pm by lost_romance

The best fml i hav ever read

#44 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:15pm by gorbagil

#45 has a point...

#69 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:18am by MLSxxox

This makes me laugh really hard every time i think about someone doing this! That girl is so a keeper! Im totally gonna do that someday! =]

#46 - On 09/16/2009 at 11:04pm by Ktfme

wow she sounds cool is she hawt? :O can i have her?

#47 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:37am by lahp

oh em gee I did this not so long ago and my bf got upset I'm just goofy I need a new man anyway don't complain she's awesome

#48 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:26am by babyjay424

I loled hard
I say next time she's giving you head, step back, yell 'BOOM HEADSHOT' and give her a facial :P

#49 - On 09/17/2009 at 4:17am by Jonno8825

Win.

#135 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:54pm by RammsteinFreak

hilarious

#50 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:10am by fotc77

lololololololololololololol so funny :)

#51 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:37am by faceplantation

Maaan , you should really marry that girl!

#52 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:48am by arnold38

Your gf is awesome! I wanna marry her!

#53 - On 09/17/2009 at 8:02am by mashnikandporter

wowwwwwwwwww

#54 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:18am by ohcrapitskurt

LOL sucks to be you , but what your girl friend did was genius.

#55 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:12am by Quasar

She sound awesome man!! Epic win for her. If she's hot also then you are a lucky SOB.

#56 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:15am by Dynoblaze

hahahhaa.. she'd rather dance than finish screwing u.. shame DUDE!!

#57 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:40pm by Sk3tz0

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#58 - On 09/17/2009 at 4:24pm by fail_1

lolgasmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahahahaha

#59 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:37pm by LOLgasmic123

This isn't an FML. It's more like a win.

Hell, I think my boyfriend would even laugh his ass off if I did that.

#60 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:40pm by Sakeyaki

That is hilarious XD.... But i suppose it sucks from your perspective

#62 - On 09/18/2009 at 12:11pm by Princess_Isha

Your GF is AWESOME

#63 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:51pm by Gia0896

Hahahaha ! That is hilarious! Have fun man! It will never be boring with her! hahaha

#64 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:04pm by sjaki

HAHAHA I think I'm going to do that the next time I have sex. LMFAO!

#65 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:48pm by michelle_345

Was ur dick in her when she started dancing? Cus that would be so damn funny

#66 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:56pm by godhelpme92

ROFLMAO!!!
Best gf ever!!!
Not an FML
You shouldve danced with her and then fucked afterwards

#67 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:00pm by KiwiGrimm

This would be so totally epic if it wasn't so fake.

#68 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm by Liriiaell

ah. She's weird.

#70 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:00pm by Jefferson207

Dude. it's hilarious! Laugh-like those of us with a sense of humor do.

#72 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:15am by dance_till_dawn

i lol'd

#73 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:40am by veliki

hahahahahahahahaha...she's amazing, and my hero...

#74 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:45am by ummmmno

lmao! she is my new hero :p yew have to admit that is freakin halerious!

#76 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:49pm by christahasheart

that was the fucken funniest thing ive seen on here yet

#78 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:18am by lunadragongirl

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! hilarious!! too awesome.

#79 - On 09/22/2009 at 1:46am by fucking_shit

The real FML is that you haven't realised how cool your girlfriend is!

#80 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:21am by purple_riot

I don't see the FML in this...that girl is AWESOME.

#81 - On 09/22/2009 at 11:07am by FinnGirl12

haha thats totally something i would do.

P.s. keep that girl. she's not afraid of who she is and that's rare :D

#82 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:27pm by apriljrdn

she sounds freaky as hell, if your life is effed because of that then give her my number

#83 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:25am by Nocturnalbamf

That is not an FML. That's awesome.

#84 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:48pm by asummerstorm

The fuck bro? That is NOT an fml, thats just fucking awesome.

#85 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33am by Red_Cloud

she torched your ass,

#87 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:40pm by shirvon100

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the best thing I think I've ever heard! Kudos to a hilarious girlfriend. But... She did cry wolf. Next time smack her ass and start workin her even harder.

#88 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:09pm by hank2222

That seriously made my day!! Hahahaha total mood killer - but AWESOME xD Lmfao

#89 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:11pm by ChChCharlie

I was drinking a soda, while i read this. My monitor is sticky now.

Fucking awesome comment. Praise your girl, she's the one.

#90 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:36am by el_cid

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that made me laugh so hard!!! shes a keeper! thats probly something i would do c[=

jkjkjkjk

#91 - On 09/25/2009 at 11:14am by wolf2584

instead of dancing she should be riding you, but still pretty awesome.

#92 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:50am by Masta_Blasta

HAHAAA She's a legend!!!!

#93 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:38am by Destinyx

Only an idiot would do something like that.
This post is stupid.
I just f***ed my life by reading this.
Thanks.

#94 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:46am by spiffy3975

i'm sorry, really, but you jut made my day. xD

#95 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:30pm by sprinklesxo12

Lmao.

#96 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:00pm by wtfviolet

xDD
Oh man. Your girlfriend is awesome.
That kind of sucks, though.

#97 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:13am by LikeOhMahGoose

XD
hahaha! what a ledgend! i think shes amazing, dont let her go xD

#98 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:59am by adamABNORMAL

LOLWIN

#99 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:38am by andyapple

I did the something similar after my bf did something that was an extreme turn-on. Except I said "YOU WIN FREE INTERNETS!!" and continued and he got upset cause I wasn't taking it seriously

#101 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:00pm by Neex

this was hilarious!!!!! it made me cry it was soooo funny

#102 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:22pm by ktis2gd4u

lol, I fell in love with a girl like that once, never did that EXACT thing, but stuff similar. =) thanks for the reminding me of the fond memories

#103 - On 10/02/2009 at 4:05am by Delahelacopter

You gotta admit though, thats quite possibly one of the best ways to stop having sex.

#104 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:43pm by ravermurdercase

omg she is hillarious ahahaha!! uhhh thank you for sharing i had a great laugh ;p

#105 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:15am by sarahlowry23

LOL.

#106 - On 10/05/2009 at 2:38pm by Rach_star

U gotta learn how to laugh guy!!! If that makes u wanna whine about something as awesome as that u must have worse problems than what's goin on in the bedroom. Finish or not, that's a move u should remember to smile about!!! Take it lightly and throw a funny at her next time! DO THE HUSTLE or sumthin

#107 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:56am by Dizzyj_125

hahahaha thats great. i laughed so hard when i read that.

#108 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:54pm by kredd91

ROFLMFAO i wanna do that !!!! ur girlfriend is awesome marry her. seriously . marry her.

#109 - On 10/09/2009 at 1:12am by slag_

maby you should have hammerd her harder so she didnt have to say that

#110 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:49am by ilovspicysasuage

oh shit thats great!! shes a keeper.. lol.

#112 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:58pm by tori96

I you laid on your side and just smiled and laughed...

#113 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:54am by iLucid

Your girlfriend is awesome!
Takes a certain type to really embrace sexual humor...

No rating: Not an FML and definitely no YDI for thinking it is one! ^^

#114 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:44pm by nokka

ahahhaahahaha omg! this made me laugh, your girlfriend has an awsome sense of humour, so this is not a fml. lol, seriously. this is hilarious.

#115 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:49am by snuffaluphagus

HAHAHAHAHAHA dude this is beautiful!!!!
your gf is a legend!

#116 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:29am by Hellraizr93

sense of humor, get one

#117 - On 10/19/2009 at 12:45pm by HiImAlex

im sorry, but that was so funny. im so gunna try that

#118 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:23pm by fonz

Same thing happened when we were in the cafeteria eating, and Sgt. shouted "STOP!!", everyone stopped, looked at him and he went "Hammer Time!!", then he and other members of the respected British Army started dancing, uuugh...

#119 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:37pm by A1exander123

You must marry this girl, then again if you think this is an FML, you don't truly deserve her.
You should have danced with her!

#120 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:55pm by Lady_Lakura

you r a really sweet guy of thinking that she might be hurt.... what happened was unfortunate... but i think she is great too!

#121 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:33pm by skeptictruth

That's not an FML, that's damn hilarious! Should have joined in, you got a keeper!

#122 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:53pm by Failwolf

Cool girlfriend. You gotta keep her

#123 - On 10/29/2009 at 3:12am by Ows

HAHAH! You've got an amazing girlfriend! :D

#124 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:02pm by Sjnous

ahahahaha i just got a kick out of that one. thats hilarious! shes funny

#125 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:42pm by stella2fast

Sorry you didn't finish having sex, but what happened doesn't seem so bad. Once I read an FML that said, "Today, I walked into my bedroom and my husband was standing there naked, with his back turned at me. I quickly got undressed thinking he wanted to have sex, and when he noticed I was in the room, he turned around. He had drawn a little face on his penis and he was talking to it."
Another one that was hilarious like yours was, "Today I was having sex with my boyfriend and when I moaned his name, he replied, "I'm not Jim. It's-a-me, Mario!"

#126 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:29am by BeatlesKidAlways

ohh had to sign up when i saw this!!
dude you gf is epic!

#127 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:38pm by sleepywutang

I've read about three different FML's that are all exactly like this... See, a normal person would find this odd; But I have done this exact thing to my girlfriend on multiple occasions... ^^ *MCHammer shuffle*

#128 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:56am by Danny_Cannibal

Lmao your girlfriend is awesome.

#129 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:03pm by CarterColbie

FAKE!

#130 - On 11/30/2009 at 1:34pm by saculmot

Uh yeah this is funny I guess but everyone here is like shitting their pants, "OMG UR GIRLFRIEND IS EPIC JESUS MATERIAL I JUST SHIT MY PANTS LOLZ MC HAMMER I"M DYING LOLZ!!!!1!!1" Maybe it was funnier to me THE FIRST TIME I READ THIS SAME EXACT POST ON THIS WEBSITE... Maybe.

#131 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:49pm by jesusjammies

maybe she was mental or something retarded

#132 - On 12/29/2009 at 8:44pm by vsk8p1mp720

hahhahaa, oh my god cool girlfriend:)

#134 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:14am by samantha_durano

that's awesome and absolutly adorable at the same time! also, you just saw your naked girlfriend dance around, be a little more grateful next time

#136 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:08pm by gurlucrazy

hahaha thats not an fml, thats AWESoME!! if i were you, id get up and dance w/ her

#138 - On 02/22/2010 at 12:26am by XBCX96

um that's rlly rlly wierd...

#139 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:53pm by blairyboo

Wow, you were like, the sweetest boyfriend right there and she just ruined it by being a freak. hahahah.

#140 - On 02/27/2010 at 10:01pm by grilledcheeseee

That girl is awesome. you should ask her to marry you right now. and I'm sure YDI.

#142 - On 03/03/2010 at 12:35pm by wickidsmaht

You get to sleep with her?! You lucky bastard. Every girlfriend I have is so serious; you've got a good thing.

#145 - On 03/14/2010 at 5:58am by defaultusername

wtflol! fyl!

#146 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:00am by xXUnforgottenXx

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