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Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3081) - you totally deserved it (8531)

On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.

#1 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:04am by lovelymistake23

I agree. Also, if you have a hot sister surely that must've been obvious.

#35 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:32am by White667

That could be a point (although I believe that he could have been a little more careful) ... but her sister? Either he expects the two girls to only have fun with him (not with each other) or he expects the sisters to ... nevermind, he's an idiot.

#37 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:28pm by Vanita

you asked...

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:25am by Silentknight

Bluff successfully called.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:45am by TheIrishJaneDoe

I been trying to do this for years with my sister in law. FML

#4 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:50am by Amalgamut

me too :( she is crazily hot

#44 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:18am by khung835

You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?

#5 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:52am by FoundManyLemons

i like my girlfriends sisters too.

#6 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:10am by ladiesman14

ydi on so many levels.

#7 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:25am by cmac86

I understand the whole suggesting it thing . . . but your sister??!! That is wrong on way too many levels

#8 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:37am by Playdate

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

wtf is wrong with you. YDI. he clearly doesn't love you. but you clearly don't love him either if you suggested that!

#9 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:35am by kindness

WHORE

But really you both want something other than what you can offer eachother, so don't be a fucking hypocrite.

#10 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:46am by anonacs

Can I marry you?

#11 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:28am by bosshaug

Let's wait and see what sis's answer is first...

#25 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:53pm by kukopia

at least he didn't suggest your mum

#12 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:10am by NathanKett

you asked.

#13 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:11am by stupiddumbblonde

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. your bf is an idiot.

#14 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:26am by cani

ooh kinky. I like the idea.

#15 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:52am by Raiderwrstler65

I'll bet you he has been having a threesome with you and your sister all along. Only he's time-shifted it like TiVo. He seemed pretty confident of her answer to make that call.

Mentioning a lack of spice in the lovemaking DURING the lovemaking is something you just don't do to a man. Maybe women feel the same, I don't know. As much as I have fantasized about having a threesome, there is one time I certainly wouldn't want my wife to bring up the issue.

#16 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:55am by perdix

Yeah, really. OP was the sex that bad you thought of that in the middle?? hmmmmmm........unless you like or curious about women instead. Too bad it's your sister he wants :D That's just wrong

#28 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:20pm by omghehehe

I don't know, omghehehe. Before I even started dating my wife, when I laid eyes on the woman who would become my sister-in-law, I was blown away! Fortunately for all of us, she put on about 60-70 lbs and is no longer the boner-producing hottie I once saw.

It's funny, the two sisters barely look alike, except for a unique nose shape. So, had my sister-in-law kept her figure and my wife proposed a threesome, I can easily see making the same call the OP's boyfriend did.

#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:29am by perdix

To Perdix: Ahhh yes, the Perfect Storm ;)

#41 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:17pm by omghehehe

I'll tell ya, omghehehe, my sister-in-law has such sway over my wife, that if she ordered it, it would happen. Good thing I'd veto it at this point.

#42 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:10pm by perdix

Wow Perdix, ordering, huh? Good thing you didn't marry her sister. Sounds like you coulda been her Bitch. Yikes! Good decision.......Very Good decision (patting your shoulder) :)

#43 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:43am by omghehehe

not her fault lay off

#17 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:18am by laughingman

Well, you asked. He gave you an answer.

#18 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:23am by FruityLoooons

That's the first person I'd suggest if my girlfriend asked. Thing is, my girlfriend is cool and would be down with it.

Woot wincest.

#19 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:13am by Rota

wincest LOL nice

#24 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:51pm by FederalAgent

One guy with 2 sisters is very selfish on the guy's part or extremely generous of the girls. The guy gets pleasure from 2 people but it's not like the sisters can pleasure each other. It's much more reasonable to chose an unrelated female that appeals to both of you. That way the 2nd female can please you both. Simple. FYL for your selfish and possibly cheating boyfriend but YDI if you stay with him.

#20 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:14pm by jillz

what guy wouldnt want two sisters at the same time?

#21 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:24pm by iwasonbet

#20, are you retarded? There is absolutely no way that most sisters willing to take part in this kind of threesome would have a problem "pleasuring each other"

#22 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:34pm by bugmenotmofo

Incest much?
Do you have a sister?
Do you want to eat her out?
Thought so.

#23 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:29pm by KingHumanity

You might have been 'in the middle', but he was DONE.

#26 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:55pm by kukopia

ydi. that was a stupid suggestion.

#27 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:11pm by L0VEPiNK07

you suggested it. -___-

#29 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:23pm by xdevotchkax

Not an FML. You suggested it, you idiot. And you're a tard for doing it DURING sex. Idiot.

#30 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:14pm by Twitch04

ok, so please tell me how this is her fault? there are plenty of bisexual women out there that would suggest this to their male partners. She was sharing one of her fantasies with her partner, it's part of a healthy, adult sexual relationship. He is the one with the problem (come on, the man just brought up incest), not her, but knowing you people you would just say it's her fault for liking women as well. Grow up and realize that there are people out there who like different things than you do. but seriously, incest should never be on of them.

#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:27am by neuroticallyours

I'll really never understand the people that say 'Don't judge others with views that oppose yours. Unless their views includes this view that I personally oppose, then judge them.'

I MEAN REALLY. :/

#56 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:38am by ashrien

she prob has a prob with it bein her sister

#32 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:46am by bobnama

#16, I completely agree with you.

#33 - On 11/18/2009 at 4:09am by Reality_bites

kukopia's comment wins:

you might have been "in the middle" of it, but he was done.

pure brilliance. didn't want anyone to miss it.

#34 - On 11/18/2009 at 4:46am by MaddogTotten

I like the way he thinks

#38 - On 11/18/2009 at 1:06pm by lacrossedude319

What happen next... ;)

#39 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:13pm by Tishawna

i hate it when some one suggests 3-ways and u suggest people then they go nuts on who you suggested like your in love with them :S !!

#40 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:11pm by lahp

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!! I wouldnt want no one else to touch mii man except for me!! ytf do ppl gotta have 3sums. It leaves the other partner out. Jusx be happy with the woman u got, and be confident that ur man loves u enough not to have a 3sum. YDI! IDIOT!!

#45 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:38pm by EbonyGoddess

What the fuck is your problum? if someone else finds it hot to have sex with multiple people at the same time what fucking right do you have to critisize? and above all else it makes you a fucking idiot for being an obsesive, posesive bich, i mean seriously who the fuck would want to be with someone as fucking clingy as you? and has it ever occured to you that maby the other partner gets more by having sex with two other people than less?

#49 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:24pm by yayhesdead165

So hawt on so many levels, marry me? and to all you fucks talking about love and shit, this is the Internet, and we don't take kindly to feelings and morality here, so shut up and let me get back to fapping to the idea of my ex's and threesomes with their sisters

#46 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:09am by Shoop_da_woop

Not about morality or anything.. why the f*ck would you want to have s3x with one of your siblings? That's just GROSS!

#47 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:36pm by CyberWorldLosers

shit i am willing to take a trip to Canada?

#48 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:37pm by cyke

@ #47 she didn't want to, her bf suggested it and call her. didn't u read the fml??

#50 - On 12/01/2009 at 5:18pm by scarycottonasdf

this is why i am glad i dont have sisters!

#51 - On 12/04/2009 at 8:31pm by Eveline_Roze

What is wrong with people i'd be pissed as hell if he offered to bring my sister in the picture. On top of the fact that it pretty much means he likes your sister and maybe even more than he likes you. It would just be gross having sex with your sister and I'm bisexual but i don't want to have sexual in counters with my fucking sister!!!!!!!!Hell no i'd probably dump he's ass.

#52 - On 12/06/2009 at 2:24am by XCAILIExCURSEDX

i sorta think you deserve it cause your telling him you want someone else in the pic buutt i gues its not all your fault he thought of it and its your sister so hes th wierd one.
by the way is your sis younger or smaller than you?

#53 - On 12/10/2009 at 8:53pm by CAiiKESTuhRZ123

I think he's a lucky man to be that brave to even mention it

#54 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:11pm by jbieber2

Oops mispost.

#55 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:36am by ashrien

What two people do in the bedroom is their business, but aren't their laws against incest? Also some couples regularly engage in 3 sums. Whatever keeps them together, I say more power to 'em.

#57 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:56am by martic835

u set urself up for that one

#58 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:30am by cisco13k

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