Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9318) - you totally deserved it (797)
On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:03am by eyFuckmylife
Points to you both.
She should be happy that you took the effort.
#22 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:28pm by DameGreyWulf
you kinda set yourself up for shit with a name like "stupiddumbblonde"
and comments like, "didn't really get this one."
just saying.
#20 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:49pm by music_baby224
She was saying that he decided to upgrade his lovemaking skills because he is having an affair.
That's not necessarily true -- he could be learning how to drive a woman wild because he wants to have an affair. He's just practicing the new techniques on his tired, old, dried-up wife, so when he meets this hot chick, he can nail it, so to speak.
He did explain, you should show her. Ha, you suck on bed, oh well!
#8 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:22am by barbud1314
solution: just have an affair. then you don't need to explain, because she already knows. problem solved.
#9 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:31am by NathanKett
You are correct, sir! A woman's mind is not a court of law. If she thinks you are guilty, you are guilty. There is no way to prove your innocence.
So, go have that affair. You're doing the time, so you might as well do the crime.
IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet.
Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.
you have a stupid wife if she doesn't believe you.. did you show her the book, along the explaination? you seriously didn't pick the brightest one if she still doesn't believe all the proof.. get an affair, at least you'll get accused of something true ;p
#13 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:14am by marc_with_a_c
Why'd ya let yourself develop boring and predictable moves in the first place, Forrest?
Well, ok - just shut her mouth in heaven.
Silly you, you thought 'insatiable' meant her sexuality. It's actually a womans insecurity. It knows no bounds.
Just tell her to repay you by doing your kinkiest fantasy or she'll have to allow you to find someone who will.
Wow yall why u so mad??? This guy wus juxs trying to please his wife more!! I would be delighted if mii bf tried that!!!
#18 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:16pm by EbonyGoddess
That's funny stuff, kukopia! Good one.
The good news for her is that those kinds of books feature lots and lots of pictures, so if EbonyGoddess's man has her literacy skill, he'll be OK.
The bad news is that he may use the book as a masturbational aid and leave her high and dry, so to speak.
what i take away from this is that she thought he must have been cheating because they're clearly not having enough sex for him to get any good at it. sad panda =(
Just show her the book dumbass. Or fuck with her and say ur bangin a 22 year old with big tits hahahah
#25 - On 11/20/2009 at 7:00am by HXCxSceneKidx
she's also a bitch and insecure. I know how bad trust problems can be.
#28 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:29pm by eyFuckmylife
Damn. I wouldn't be surprised if she's one of those people that can't tell you what she what she wants.
#30 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:06am by waterynuggets
show the goddamn book.
show her where you found out how to do this. let it be done.
#33 - On 11/30/2009 at 12:39pm by Senken_
Wow. you should definitely do what everyone is telling you to do and show her the book.
#35 - On 12/09/2009 at 9:16pm by Kuuga_Rider
what an unappreciative bitch!!! u shouldn't have to show her the book. she should trust that u wouldn't cheat on her...and when u do show her the book deny her that "good lovin" for a month lol she'll learn
Far out! What a psycho! Show her the book and when you finally convince her, use her lack of trust in you to your advantage
#40 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:24am by banacafalata
