Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML
I agree, your life sucks (102817) - you totally deserved it (8929)
On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)
You shouldn't jump to conclusions right away. He's still really young and doesn't know the difference.
not really unnatural. i remember when I was young I used to do things like that too. I wouldn't worry, your child will be okay.
Isn't it a little inappropriate to ask what turns on your 4 year old?
#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:24am by olivejuice
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Its's better to find out when they're younger. Then for the rest of their life you can try to change them.
Whoa. Do you realize how messed up that sounded? I hope that was a joke. Otherwise, you just sounded like one of those Christian people that sprinkle holy water on gay people and are like "Repel the unholy forces." or w/e the hell they say. T_T
#212 - On 06/16/2009 at 9:45pm by spitball1074
Ditto to #4.
Besides, what does it matter if he digs guys in girls' clothing? Whatever makes him happy.
you do know that little boys get hard on for no reason what so ever, right? and to #6--there is no reason to change him if that is the way he was born!
#9 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:42am by alexwithboobts
The thruth: It still turns me on sometimes.
*thank god i'm not alone*
#3 Just wait till he start wearing dresses and mommy thinks: "Where did this go wrong?"
Hahahahahaha! That's hilarious, but probably holds no relevance to the cause of his erection.
#11 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:01am by youreawhore
Its not a problem, don't be a homophobe, there's nothing wrong with being gay. I have a gay brother and I am ok with it.
That is hilarious. But really nothing to worry about, there's no reason for it. Also, if your child is alive and healthy and you have a tv to watch Scooby Doo on, sounds like your life ain't that bad.
#17 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:02am by perfectphlaws
Agree with #9... you don't have to "change" him. There's nothing wrong with him, he's a 4-year-old boy.
#19 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:13am by blacklagoon
lmao, #18 is so true.
In like 20 years, we'll log on to this site and there'll be an FML on here saying:
Today, I got married. My Mother procedeed to tell a story about how when I was 4 years old I got hard over Shaggy cross dressing on Scooby Doo. FML.
#20 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:13am by commafullstop
When I was little (like maybe 5 or 6) I would make my Barbie doll make out with my Ken doll without clothes. I didn't know what it meant but I do remember getting excited. Your kid probably doesn't know what that's about either. You shouldn't worry but at the same time there's nothing wrong with being gay or bi.
#21 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:15am by mastercrammer
That's fine. If you had Ken dressed in lady clothes, however...
#242 - On 11/13/2009 at 8:24am by fakkumairaifu
#4, where does it say that the kid is 4? I must have read a different FML?
#23 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:26am by star_ver
lmaoo... this is hilarious!!!
and i find it really amusing how everyone on here just decided the kid is 4....
anyways, dnt wrry, hes a lil kid. when he grows up, im sure hell outgrow it.... =]
#25 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:32am by theluckygirl28
i think it might be time to let him watch lesbian porn, i think that might be the only way to keep him straight, not that there's anything wrong with being gay
#27 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:47am by deuce_wild
Where's the FML?
If you're implying that you think your life sucks because your very young child might be gay, then you're just being greedy and want everything in life to be perfect don't you????!!!!!
Greedy.
Awwww Tranny Chaser at such a young age! How cute. XD
Yes. I'm going to see the HUMOR in this, as intended, unlike most of the tight-asses above me. ^^;;
#29 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:53am by ChaosZirconia
Now see before jumping to conclusions here you should have asked him how he feels about Daphne and Velma...
:)
#31 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:57am by save_me_08
I just busted out laughing in the middle of class, thanks.
Don't be worried though, if he likes boys then you at least have time to get used to that fact. If not then #18 has the right idea.
#33 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:00am by _Vereo_
More like FHL for having a mother that creepily asks what turns him on, for assuming at his young age that it means he is gay, for thinking her life is fucked because of the possibility that he is, and for then posting it online.
#35 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:12am by thisismyname
You basically asked him what turns him on. And he told you.
#36 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:26am by wallythedolly
...you asked...he answered...if he's into guys theres nothing you can do...well you know unless you want a miserable child for the rest of your natural life...but that seems a bit extreme to me
#38 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:36am by madame_malfoy
Its's better to find out when they're younger. Then for the rest of their life you can try to change them.
^dipshit
#40 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:47am by paperplanes92
erections from scooby-doo? lol. makes ME look normal for once. XD
#41 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:54am by bubs_AKA_vermin
Is this an FML because you think your son is gay??? Please tell me that it isn't. Your poor, poor son. Whether he's straight or gay, he deserves a more accepting and open-minded parent than you. This is the twenty-first century. We don't stone homosexuals any more, you bigot.
is your child 4 or 40?
if your answer is the latter, you have a problem
#45 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:31am by TheAntiComment
She obviously wrote this because she doesn't likethat her son likes men in womens clothing. He's still young. You can still change him:)
I think I've seen every episode of scooby doo....when the hell does shaggy dress like a woman?? I know bugs bunny used to do it a lot...i mean....from what ive been told
LOL to be honest doesn't necessarily mean your child is gay, at a young age this can happen any time for the craziest reason. It's just absolutely hilarious.
Besides if your son is gay then this still isnt a FML situation, nothing wrong with that.
And your point is? If your child is using childish terms to describe his genitalia, then he's a child. He hasn't finished growing and developing. How you treat him now depends on how much respect he has for himself when he grows up. He isn't doing anything wrong. Don't treat him like he's a deviant freak. He isn't.
I've decided that the child in question is 4 years old.
#51 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:10pm by someone_else
Hahahahahahahahahaha Poor kid... he'll grow out of that l bet!
#52 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:10pm by Cocacolalove11
HAHA #39
you guys need to get a sense of humor. true, not an FML, but thats funny as hell! do tell this on his wedding day!
and it would've been nice to tell what age he is, cuz like some people said 4 or 40?
Interesting fetish your little kid has got there... Not just into cross dressing, but also bestiality.
#63 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:18pm by Silhouette
first of all, you asked, so you deserve that.
second of all, WHY is this a FML? are you ashamed your son might be gay?
i feel bad for you if that's the case, you shouldn't be a parent.
#65 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:27pm by ell3x0
#48 lol I used to watch Scooby Doo alll the time when i was a little kid. Shaggy and Scooby sometimes where women's clothing to disguise themselves from whatever "monster" was chasing them...
(:
#67 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:50pm by yourlifesux
haha it dosen't matter that he's still kinda funny. Well he's probably not gay or else he would have said whenever hes watching scooby doo and Fred take his shirt off. I foyu're worried you could always send him to one of those straight camps that the christians have.
Uh.. are you a homophobe or transphobe or something?
Your child is a beautiful and wonderful thing and you're instilling horrible, discriminatory values in him.
and thats a FML why??? #1, hes little and doesnt know the difference. #2, so what if hes gay or bi or w.e
#78 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:03pm by infidelboy
so what if he's gay, u should love him no matter what. and young kids dont really know the difference between liking a girl and guy sexually untill they are older anyway
#80 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:05pm by Madworldafterall
um i don't think someone who still says mommy could get a boner..........
#87 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm by evanescence
ok.
1. youre jumping to conclusions.
2. even if your son were gay, how the fuck is that a fmylife?
#88 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:08pm by flyfallfadeaway
Oh, yes, fuck your life. You're kid is obviously a raging homosexual for getting random, innocent erections.
Please.
This isn't really an FML. It just means that he is going to have a lot of friends who are girls, will dress nicely, and be clean all the time.
#95 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:09pm by Monty_Python
I laughed out loud at this one...I'm not saying that. That's funny. XD
Kids do stuff like that. My friend's son got erections all the time...at the age of five, he'd already discovered that rubbing his penis while in the bathtub made it hard. And he openly conveyed this information to anyone willing to listen. He also told random people that his mother (my friend) had a "hair penis" (his word for a vagina). Apparently, he'd seen his mother naked, and all he saw was fur.
Some people seem offended by this fml because "there's nothing wrong with being gay." Let's get past that for a moment...I still think it's a fml. Shaggy isn't exactly a looker..
Shaggy must have been wearing pretty gawd dam nice lookin women clothes..
#98 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:34pm by TastyBiscuit
Hahaha, just don't ask next time.
Little boys have strange...antics.
He'll probably be "normal" eventually.
And 97, totally agreed. This isn't about being gay at all.
#100 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:43pm by meggles315
lol...well how does that mean he's gay? i mean he's only attracted to shaggy when he looks like a woman
I don't know if this is an FML, but come on, people. It's perfectly logical to ask her son when it happens so she knows what to expect in terms of questions and whether anything's actually wrong or not. Now if she'd gone into creepy detail like "What do you do with it?" THEN it'd be a problem.
#104 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:22pm by machinedreams
So what if he does turn out to be gay?
Jesus, it's the 21st Century people.
#106 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:43pm by jackanackanory
Tell him to move off Scooby Doo, and onto Brittney Spears :)
#107 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:45pm by NeverMind88
You should learn some psychology. Its called a schema, and he's associating everything in a dress as a woman who he should be attracted to. That's assimilation. Once he gets older, he'll start making accommodation, he'll then realize shaggy in a dress is not a woman and probably stop getting turned on. Ever wonder why little kids sometimes call tables doggies? its cuz there is a strange similarity between the two in a child's mind.
#108 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:52pm by cantwhistle
I remember getting random boners when I was your son's age. When I was in Kindergarten at after-school care there was this illustrated novel of 'The Little Mermaid' and in that scene where she's on the beach and gets her wish granted to become human, in one cell it shows her walking up the beach naked and you could see her bottom! I used to get a 6 year old boner looking at that pic lol.
As for your son, I imagine it's probably the fact that Shaggy is a guy but he's dressed in women's clothing and he knows that isn't 'normal' so the deviance of it is arousing to him at such a tender age. I wouldn't worry about him in the long run though. Shaggy dressed normally giving him a boner- now that would be something to worry about!
#112 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:28pm by Bennyboy1985
Remember, you're son is probably young, I have a brother who laughs at the word butts and penis, and everything, but it's okay. It's their age.
Pfff, it's not that big a deal. I got a hard-on in my anthro class in high school all the time...for no reason!
#117 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:55pm by tarheel_fan
Hahaha, at least you know early. Get ready for the gayness!
#119 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:16pm by SIK07GTSTANG
Young males, including children, get random erections all the time for no particular reason. I don't think your son's doomed to be gay or a transvestite, so I wouldn't worry.
Comments should be turned off because it's about a little kid :/
Also, suggestion for the people in charge- Is there any way to reply to comments? That'd be great! :)
Take a glance into the future..."When I was young my mom realized I was gay...she posted it on FML....FML."
#122 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:31pm by KerlyFries
So why is it a big deal the kid might be gay, I mean he is little odds are he isn't whats the deal? I say FML for the kid who has to live with a parent like you that judges a freaking little kid.
#123 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:43pm by ThatDarnBandit
why would you ask your little kid what turns them on?! SICKO!
#125 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:50am by gracekelly
LOL, i never really wondered why that happend when i was a kid hahahhaha
this is funny,.
#127 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:14am by xxmsp91
if the mom was that disturbed/ upset that she thought her child might be gay, i don't think she'd be posting it on FML. just sayin.
#20 FTW.
#129 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:48am by blushinFML
Um, little boys get "hard" for no particular reason. My mom said my brother's pee-wee stands up a lot of time when she (or even my dad) is changing his diaper.
what the fuck.
why is this an FML.
WHY would you be upset at that?
1.) you asked your child what turns him on. there is something wrong with that.
2.) there is nothing wrong with what he said.
3.) WHY ARE THERE COMMENTS SAYING "IT'S OK HE MIGHT BE NORMAL DONT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS"
this site is suddenly disgustingly homophobic.
#132 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:29pm by greenrapsody
Obviously this is just an innocent young boy's comment so that no big deal.
#4.. you can try to CHANGE him? Ugh what are you talking about!
Also if someone enjoys cross-dressing then it really doesn't mean they're gay. Transvestism does not = gay. Not by a long shot!
Agreeing with #132 this site IS suddenly disgustingly homophobic!
I enjoy #97's comment! Haha!
#133 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:35pm by ActYourRage
No big deal... it doesn't really mean anything at that age...
#134 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:58pm by musicislife
seriousl.y, thats not a big deal, he's just a little kid! At least he doesnt have any life threatening diseases or anything... it will be a funny story to tell when he's older
#137 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:39pm by milkduds22
why is this an FML??? I mean, it's funny, but he's just a kid! if it just started and he's still calling you "Mommy", I'm guessing he's 8 or 9. But I agree with #137... this is just going to make one great story!!!
#138 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:59pm by FAKEinternetNAME
Maybe you have a budding kinkster, maybe you don't. Either way is OK. However, it's not appropriate to ask sexual questions of a kid who's still young enough to talk about his "peepee".
#140 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:04pm by kisekileia
Because obviously your child having a different sense in what turns him on is going to ruin your life. Fail
#6. thats horrible. why would you want to "change" your child? you should ACCEPT them the way they are. no parent wants to be the deuche who tells their kids that the natural feelings they are having are wrong and they need to be ashamed of them.
#142 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:34pm by jennaleighhh
They wouldn't tell him that at that moment but if he grows up to be gay because of the public school system then she should tell him tha it's a lie from the pit of hell
Yes, how terrible you have it.
God forbid your child be gay or bi because clearly that is the WORST thing in life that can happen ... stfu.
#143 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:31am by jaclynkathleen
So THAT'S what happened to J. Edgar Hoover!
Don't worry, though. At least it wasn't SCOOBY in the dress. Plus, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. Or maybe he's just a little confused...don't worry so much about it.
#146 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:41pm by uhnonnuhmus
Why is everyone getting so serious about this and calling her a bad parent? She obviously wasn't about to condemn her son or abuse him for thinking he was gay. FML is a site to post things to make people laugh, and this was hilarious.
People need to calm down and stop being so haughty thinking they are the righteous hero for calling other people homophobic. Then again it's the internet, you post anything and not expect all sorts of immature flamers.
#148 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:51pm by airplanefood
How could you say that??? F*** My Life about having a son who may not be straight? And airplanefood, if you think that people objecting to bigoted behavior is a sign of being haughty, you are truly an idiot. There is a sexual orientation called "pansexual", where the person is attracted to men, women, transgender, intersex, cross dressers, and everyone in between. (Not every single person, obviously, like a straight woman is not attracted to every single man in existence.) If this poor kid's mother shows that she is upset about this, her child will learn that if he isn't straight, what he is is shameful. He will grow up confused and depressed. Have you ever looked at the suicide rates amongst non-straight people?! A woman doing this to her own son is NOT funny! It's incredibly hurtful. And I can't believe that some of you said that she should try to change her son!!!
I know what I'm talking about. I'm a pansexual person who grew up confused and depressed, and I tried to kill myself earlier this year. I have many friends in my local gay-straight alliance who share my experience.
To the mother, and to all the people who thought she was right in being upset, or encouraged her to try to change him, SHAME ON YOU!!! Someday, his blood, or some other poor soul's blood, will be on your hands.
#149 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:22pm by ModernDayHippie
I'm in complete agreement with 149, but would also like to add that he's four, and this means nothing.
how is this an fml?
oh boo hoo, poor you. life is a disaster.
really? move on, at least he's alive and breathing.
... who ever in these comments says they can compare their child hood to this.... wow..
And it is a disaster... I would want not my son getting a hard on to some cartoon guy dressing up as a chick...
Just give your son a playboy or something.... Condition it out of him.. ha ha
i think it's terrible that you are saying that him getting an erection from shaggy is negative. don't be a bigot. and also, he's dressed like a girl.
#155 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:15pm by Dear_Darling
i was in that kid's position when i was little. only, instead of shaggy, it was when the demon headmaster was hypnotising his students. basically i told my mom i have a hypnosis fetish when i was six years old. that's more of a fml, especially since i still have it now.
You have to realize that your son is still young, and he doesn't completely know about sexuality yet. If he happens to be attracted to drag queens when he's older, I would encourage you to support him. I'm 14 and lesbian. My mother doesn't know yet, but I'm sure that if she rejected me because of it I would literally die of internal rending, no joke. Make sure that your son knows that you will love him no matter what, and for yourself, make sure that when you tell him that it's true.
#157 - On 03/26/2009 at 8:22pm by nobody_important
If you're worried that he's gay, I think you should probably put that fear on hold a few years. He's four. When he was one, he probably got erections when you were changing his diapers, and that didn't mean he's attracted to older women.
Or is it that you object to Shaggy because he's a dirty hippy?
In any case, count your blessings. When I was four, I thought Scooby was hot.
#159 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:37am by CoyoteOldOne
29- you make my life, lmao.
if he's gay(or bi, transgender, pansexual, w/e), its ok.
and yea, 108, thank you for inserting some intelligence.
your son is adorable. and thats fucking hilarious. i hope you have the good sense to not judge or try to change your children. love them for who they are; raise them to be sympathetic, compassionate, hardworking, and try to keep their self esteem high and their drug use and depression at normal levels when they become teenagers.
#160 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:58am by wellaintit_irony
It took me 15 minutes to read this because of how hard I was laughing.
#161 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:35am by Lou_Briccant
Scooby Doo is a dog .. I think he likes the girl clothes not the fact that he's a guy or whatever ..
#162 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:34pm by HahahaThatsFunny
"89" said: at least he didn't say "when my teacher touches me"
I think the above is what the mother was worried about, not about future sexuality, and what she got was a hilarious answer.
How did you get your kid to speak so openly to you? I'm about to have the sex talk with my thirteen year old son, and I've seen him have erections when I go to wake him up in the morning and at the beach, and I want to explain to him that it's normal and also that it's okay to get turned on by a girl. May you please share some of your advice?
#164 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:15am by 4sons
WOAH #164. No offense, but I think you should have had that talk WAYYYYYYYY before he turned 13! I bet your son can tell you a thing or two that you didn't know! There are boys having sex before they turn 13 today - it's ridiculous, but it happens. Good for you for having such an uncomfortable talk, but I think you will find he is more educated about this then you think he is! Good luck!
#167, i know and I have had been urging my husband to help me, but every time i've tried to bring up that im going to have the sex talk with my son, my husband thinks it way to early. Im an over protective mom, so I make my children go to a private school and also do a black light test in their rooms to make sure there not doing the naughty
#168 - On 04/01/2009 at 10:23pm by 4sons
I think most kids are gonna be fine without the whole "birds and the bees" talk, as the feelings usually come naturally. If a kid's 13 years old, chances are he has a pretty general idea as to how the no-pants-dance goes down.. I mean, this is coming from someone whose never had "the talk", and I'm perfectly fine.
#169 - On 04/02/2009 at 12:46am by Lou_Briccant
Lols! O.o .. Had similar situations with my little brother like that lol. I try to redirect him to my mom, but he's a bit older, he's 10, But I think he knows lol!
Tell him to go take a cold shower or something? Idk does that work for guys XD? to calm themselves down?
Oh forgot he's a kid! Tell him to stop watching ScoobieDoO! XD
Personally I always got arroused by Velma with her miniskirt and big tits that would show up through her sweater she must have been tons of fun in the sack
#173 - On 04/03/2009 at 9:52pm by ZiggyMorrison
Why is everybody just suddenly assuming he's gay?
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay it's just that this doesn't mean he is gay.
He's a little kid. He doesn't even understand what it is! And either way, he is getting hard at a man wearing a dress, might be that he thinks it's a girl... I mean, I saw Shaggy dressed up as a girl once and he really didn't look half bad...
and the mom wants to know because it's her child and wants to know if he gets hard on nothing in particular or something is wrong with him.
I would want to know if my child was doing that. She is just being a caring mother.
And for the people who think that we are homophobic, we are not. we are just saying that we don't think he's gay. We aren't making fun of anybody and most commenters aren't saying that gay isn't normal. we are saying that the child IS normal. I don't think he's gay. Oh I guess I'm a homophobic! *sarcasm*
#174 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:36pm by MizzHollywood
Why is it F your life. It should be F his life lol. But I wouldn't worry. Little kids get boners over little stuff.
dude,
the story is hilarious.
#6. you're ridiculous.
if he's gay, MORE POWER TO HIM !
PRIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE !
#176 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:47pm by woahfyl
To everyone gay bashing/defending... little kids get boners over the most random shit.
My first one was to a mermaid in an nVidia commercial.
On the plus side, she did have tits.
hahaha..thats soo funny..
what a cute little boy...
this is my favorite FML!!
#178 - On 04/11/2009 at 2:38am by melissa_10
Everyone has to lighten up. The mom never used the word gay, everyone else did. As a gay person I'm not offended, nor should any of you.
Personally I think it's hilarious and cute. :D I'm sure you don't have to worry about him dressing your dog in a dress later in life.
#181 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:21am by lynnemtrix
#181 - you think small children getting boners is cute? ...
#183 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:15pm by roflwafl123
One of my friends had his first reaction while watching White Fang.
He's not into bestiality.
Your kid is young, it's normal, don't start feeling like you failed as a parent.
#184 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:55pm by simplewhimsy
I doubt that means anything, because of how young he is. And so what if he DOES turn out to be gay or bisexual? What's wrong with being homosexual or bisexual?
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with your son being gay. If he's gay, then you need to learn to accept him for who he is. And, plus, you says he's a child, well, honey, young guys have random boners. It might not be linked to Scooby Doo at all.
#187 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:56pm by lmaofml7
Tha'ts hard to believe a four year old would say that, but in which case it is not something to worry about at such a young age.
#188 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:30pm by Air_Jordan_23
It's creepy to me that you'd ask your kid what turns him on
#190 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:38am by coffeennicotine
LOL #8 HAHAHAHAHHAHA "turns on your puffy" XDDDDD
"My peepee goes up like a stick" LOLLLLL instant classic. Shaggy IS pretty sexy when he comes out dressed as a lady though. Who could tell the difference?
#191 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:06am by spitball1074
Be glad he didn't say, "When i look at other boys in the bathroom".
You shouldn't care either way though. If he is gay then accept him.
#193 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:02am by erkdoc
two things
#26 im a furry and im not gay you ass
and two how is this an fml and why is it that people rated it ydi
Hahah - reminds me of my nephew - but he was watching the Wiggles......
#196 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:01am by ackbassword
lmao..
Best FML I've ever seen. I agree with everyone saying 'So what if he's gay?'.
He probably isn't. Give him time.
That's funny, but don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he just likes scruffy chinned hippy women. Nothing wrong with that.
#199 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:05pm by piperian396
#168
How old are you're children? I'm pretty sure 13 is the appropriate time to have the birds and bees talk, and if by then your husband doesn't want to do it, talk to them yourself.
I'm going to assume that "doing the naughty" means masturbation. If that is the case, shame on you for not letting them have the release of sexual pressure. If you won't let them jerk off, it's likely they'll find some hore to get their rocks off. Overprotective can be a wrong move.
Its her kid and she has a right to know when that happens its not perverted she just wants to know to make sure its normal what if he says when i see my dog laying down that would be weird
#202 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:00pm by Irefusetosay
idk what's more weird... the fact that he got turned on my scooby and shaggy or the fact that you asked ur son what turned him on...
ditto to #4
#208 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:28am by c3ns0r3dn4m3
Eh,by the way he talks he seems young so he probably doesn't know what he's talking about.
Most likely it's something he'll get over in like..a month?
uuuuuuuum....scoobiedoo....i think i know your niece.....(she told me about that and said that her aunt posted it on fml.....o.o....)
#217 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:43pm by wth_seriously
He's just a kid don't worry i used to get boners over the most random stuff when i was little
#220 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:10pm by GrimReaper973
why the fuck is that so bad?
hatefull bitch..
i hope he turns out to be a flaming butt whore so you learn to be more accepting
#223 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:26pm by daves_2793
My son tells me random stuff like this, too, so no worries. Thanks for sharing this, I had a great laugh. As for some people here thinking it was inappropriate of you to ask when it happens, they should know that as mothers we need to 1) know for sure what our 4 year old is talking about and 2) the details of what their 4 year old is actually talking about so they can ascertain whether there is something wrong. Nothing inappropriate about the question, you were doing your job Mom.
#225 - On 07/13/2009 at 2:10am by acidwashed
You are going to have one filthy looking daughter in law.
#229 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:41pm by gingermonster16
Seeing how he's young and his testicles haven't matured, it probably isn't the actual show that causes his erections.
#230 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:14pm by ALittleBitOfThis
I wish my ex boyfriend knew at before we started dating......I had to find tranny porn on his computer.
Boys who haven't gone through puberty just get random erections. It's likely he jut remembers this because he likes the show. Once they hit puberty they get erections caused by sexual attraction.
#235 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:53am by echrisinger
oh jeez >.< never, ever, ever remind him of that when he gets older, if that was me id stay in a closet for a month! if you do, we'l have another fml coming up, without a shadow of a doubt ;)
#239 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:32am by All4nothing
I totally agree with #4. You should have left it as, "It's natural & ok." That's gross.
#240 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:13pm by Destroy_Me
This is hilarious, but I don't really see the FML in this.
This story doesn't mean that your son is gay or anything, why that now would be something that would fuck up your life. And quite frankly, I don't believe that this means a cross-dressing Shaggy turns him on either. What I know about stuff like this, is that it can happen to like, anything, am I correct?
So don't freak out, his still just a little kid. And if he now turns out to be gay, bi or whatever, you'll just support him, right? Right?!
Oh, and I love #18.
#241 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:16pm by cherrycherie
hey shit happens... I got turned on when someone put there thumb in someones but t hole idk it did but it did
1) don't be such a homophobe, or you're just going to make another horrible person in the world.
2)Most of the time for -really- little boys, it happens when they get excited, for example when something is -funny-
don't be such a judgmental spaz/.
What. The. Fuck.
Your kid is seriously messed up. I would take him to a child psychologist immediately. I'm not a homophobe or anything that is just plain weird.
#249 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:21am by kelleyb323
Hey, my lil cousin (he was like... 7 or 8) told me once that he got a boner from watching a cartoon girl getting beated the crap outta her... he's 16 now and hasn't murdered yet... so i guess my point is "so what if some people like to watch cartoon characters doing kinky and sexy stuff, the important thing is to pay the bills and be happy with your life..."
#250 - On 01/12/2010 at 1:39pm by ridiculous_gnome
You or your husband have the gay gene, therefore, your life is actually pretty f/ed, just wait til he leaves to "the office" every night.
#251 - On 01/26/2010 at 8:48pm by tdawgheath
how is this a FML?
at his age this is totally normal and it doesn't mean he's gay, if that's what you fear.
if i EVER have a boy, I WILL PRAY that he is gay actually :D
