Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42033) - you totally deserved it (1543)
On 10/21/2009 at 2:31pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.
#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:07pm by Eaglestrike117
Indeed, that does suck. And let the posts that chastise this one for not actually replying to #1 begin as well.
#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:28pm by 2dsonicfan91
I love both #1 and 7. They knew what they were getting into.
#21 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:20pm by too_much_fun
Actually, I think #1 & 7 were trying to use reverse psychology on us so no one would down-rank them or leave replies telling them about what they did. That's what I think, anyways.
OP-Take their asses to the Maury Show so you can be sure of this and your slutty sister can't get child support on your husband! (EDIT: you're from the UK? Oh well, go on some UK show that does paternity tests then)
Haha very nice, a little reverse psychology never hurt anyone.
OP- When I first read it, I thought it said daughter, not sister. I was like WOAH. It sucks that he cheated on you two years into your marriage. I have no idea how your sister managed to look you in the eye. If you guys have any kids together, I suppose that means instead of a cousin, they get a half-brother. o.o
#29 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:51pm by rukiafujioka
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Its sad, but my first thought was "way to go". He made it with sisters. =)
Hope they were both hot.
Today, I found out that my semen escaped from my testicles while I was sleeping and impregnated my sister-in-law four years ago. FML.
Two years ago aliens probed me, stole my seed and implanted a mutant baby inside my sister in law. The child will cause the apocalypse. FTW
4 years ago I got bored of my wife so I decided to have sex with her sister. then I got her pregnant and i went back to pickup my wife and we went to IHOP for omlettes
FTW FTW FTW
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took you 4 years to notice?
talk about getting pwned
I hope you don't have kids with this guy already. That'd make their cousin their half-brother, wouldn't it?
Still, that sucks. FYL D:
#6 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:16pm by Lynndenial
It looks like your sister is so awful she can't get a man for herself. Is she that ugly? Smelly? Does she fart a lot?
Your husband is a saint! Look what he did just to provide you with a nephew to love. It must have been awful for him to endure sexual relations with your god-awful sister for the sake of making you an aunt.
Make that man a sammich!
WOW that is rough , have fun at the next family get together.
#15 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:54pm by teebonehead
FYL.
FYL hardcore if you stay married and keep in contact with your betraying sister. Shave her hair. Clean his bank.
Hell Yeah. My husband actually knocked up a chick while I was preggo (mine was rejected by FML tho). But I took all the money out of the bank and put it in my own account, and cancelled his cell phone pronto! Kicked his ass out, and have never been happier. Hope he enjoys paying child support to mine and her kids! douche
#84 - On 10/22/2009 at 12:41pm by 1sharpchica
men will do that shit...but a sister? not only fuck your man but keep the offspring from it...thats a ticket straight to hell....
#20 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:18pm by wowwcaazoww
fyl that sucks. I wonder how many stray kids I have running around.
#23 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:34pm by Superawesomestev
When I first read this, I thought it said the OP's daughter, not sister. Be glad your life isn't that messed up!
#27 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:47pm by theduckiequacks
HEY not all people who live in trailer parks are related. I only have... 26? 45 half siblings that I LIKE. So there.
lol
If you don't have kids yourself, then divorce the bastard. Hell, if you do, divorce the bastard. That's where it was probably going to end up anyways.
#36 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:48pm by Bloodknight
Today I found out that my third cousin twice removed father's brother's aunt has a 4-year old son that turned 7 two years ago and whose father is a former retired navy bullfighter from Albuquerque... wait what the... just divorce the douche and move it along. Pretty sharp though, it only took you 4 years to figure that shit out.
#39 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:54pm by GuerillaRated
Oops, Sissy and Hubby are getting down and dirty during family picnics, and not from the mud they were rolling around in, either. O.O
#40 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:15pm by Witchcraft
i think a lot of people thought this said daughter. i did, too. haha, but that sucks. seriously. i'd kill my sister and chop my husband's balls off.
#41 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:15pm by unexpectedninja
that sucks hard! how did you not know it was your husbands kids? doesn't it have at least a BIT of resemblance? i mean he is four. you could kind of tell who he looks like. he can't be ALLLL mom. has to be at least a bit dad.
i want to know how this all ended :)
how did you find outt?
#45 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:56pm by serena1234
Naaahhh...of course it can be all Mom! Google Boris Becker and his children. He's a former famous tennis player, he has 2 kids with his ex wife and a child with another woman. He is white and a redhead, his wife was black. Both kids are black as well. Then at one point he cheated on his wife with another dark skinned woman and when she said he got her pregnant he denied it and said she was lying....well once the baby was born and got a little older it was not only white and a redhead but looked like a freakin female clone of her father and nothing like her mother.
That's karma right there... :p
#85 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm by Puolukka
wow. i am so sorry. i can't imagine what you must be going through. be strong love.
#50 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:28pm by livelovemusic
You know #57, you are a moron.
There are men out there who just do this sort of thing. It makes them sleazeballs, but there you have it. It doesn't have anything to do with how often his wife slept with him.
When you say I DO, you enter into a contract, some would say a holy contract, but that isn't my thing. You enter into a LEGAL contract, to be with that person, and that person ONLY, until such a time as you either die, or divorce.
If you are not happy with a wife, divorce her and pay her alimony because you are such an asshole that you can actually claim to not be happy with the woman who bears your children and keeps your home. You idiot.
You enter into an agreement to be together until death. Period.
If you can't deal withthe idea of being with someone that long, and you are really that freaking immature, then don't bother getting married.
Have fun growing old all alone and make sure and watch as all of your married friends get taken care of by their kids.
OP, that really sucks. Divorce him and cut off the sister from your life. She is so not worth the time.
You are blaming her for her husband cheating? People who make excuses for cheaters (save some extreme situation like abuse) are just as bad if not worse than cheaters.
I'm really sorry that your mom did all that crack whilst pregnant with you, but just because you have an unfortunate, gross mental defect doesn't mean you need to project your own insecurities onto others! Some on now, silly little "pimpin88", we thought you knew better! You see, dear little one, there are a lot of men in this world who will cheat on their wives, whether they "get sex from them every night" or not. But even if a woman isn't sleeping with her husband every night, the husband is in no way entitled to cheat, (much less with his wife's sister!) Cheating is wrong, & it is also wrong to think that the actions of one person can be at all held responsible for their partner's infidelity. Adorable little "pimpin88", these are grown-up lessons for a grown-up world. Some day, when your mind has developed beyond that of a pea to that of a walnut (God willing!), you will understand these important adult lessons. Until then, we'll forgive the stupid, false bullshit that comes out of that cute little mouth!
#67 - On 10/22/2009 at 12:36am by BlueberryPies
Another judgmental and idiotic post by Pimpin88.
When will his stupidity cease to exist?
Probably never.
Which is why I'm not even going to bother getting upset about this comment.
He has very obvious issues with females.
#87 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:45pm by Witchcraft
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Just curious: did you two stop having sex four years ago, or did you decide that you'd rather limit sex to once a month.. beginning four years ago?
#62 - On 10/22/2009 at 12:14am by Nakedsquirrel
You know what dumbass?
Even if she never slept with him again, the CORRECT course of action for him to pursue if he was REALLY that freaking unhappy would have been divorce.
Not sleeping with her loser sister...not only that but IMPREGNATING the idiot with his spawn.
The LEAST he could have done would have been to offer to pay for the abortion. Or to have come clean with his wife and offered her a divorce and healthy alimony payments for the PAIN he caused her by doing such a selfless hateful act.
He earned his place in hell.
I don't understand why everyone is pitching alimony. He'll pay child support. She can get a job to support herself. He shouldn't have to support her while she sits on her ass when they're not even together anymore. Sure, he was a douche. I'm just against the idea of alimony in general.
#76 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:28am by RyeBreadBoy
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# 65, Are you promoting abortion? You just earned your place in hell.
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Looks like you're just the ugly sister. I'm sorry, OP. Things like that happen. Get a divorce, and hope you get anything elsewhere.
Aww, i really hope you don't forgive your sister or your husband.
If they could do that to you and lie to you about it for 4 years then neither of them are worth it.
Since they obviously don't give a shit about you, you should not give a shit about them.
Move on, find someone who is worthy of your love and never look back.
does anyone feel bad for the child? I mean he has a nasty cheating father and whore for a mother and a pissed off aunt that prolly can't stand to be around any of them anymore but he's prolly all confused wondering what he did wrong just because his parents are fucking idiots.
Get a paternity test to make certain. Just because the child "looks like your husband" doesn't mean he's the father. Who knows how many hundreds of other men your sister slept with during that time period. She might not know the actual identity of the sperm donor herself but figure she can score some cash/bennies from you if she starts up some trouble.
Don't upset yourself until you have the results of a paternity test in black and white from a responsible laboratory. Then, it's time to make your husband's life an absolute living hell. I suggest some preemptory bank account manipulation (i.e. time to move funds to your newly opened super-secret bank account while telling him you gambled it all away because you were SO UPSET ABOUT HIS HORRIBLE BETRAYAL!) See if you can score some jewelry too. Pain=$$$. Then, my dear, try and find someone worthy of you and stop it with the losers.
it doesn't say that the OP based this on the kid's looks - they could have already taken a paternity test!
#88 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:50pm by jeniilouise
Don't you mean your "soon to be ex-husband?" Way to go on knowing your hubby, btw. At least you now know that you'll get a boatload from him when the divorce is all said and done.
#83 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:06am by blastvortex
Your husband is a shithead. I think you should divorce him. I understand telling you he cheated (what type of person did you marry?) but with your sister, why do that in the first place? I don't understand this type of idiocy, so I think I won't draw this out: I would divorce him but then he would win. Keep being married to him, skim money out of your account, get rich and then cheat on him with a handsome male stripper named Rual.
well you could always sell the kid for crack because i am assuming you must smoke it, to be in this fuct up of a situation. remember pretty much everyone can have access to a computer now. sick shit. yes, i feel bad for the kid. he should def be removed from that situation. the mom is a bitch and the dad is an asshole. since op took time to post this on fml and is not at the divorce lawyer, i'd assume the aunt babysitting this kid from now on would be a bad idea because she's a freak too.
#92 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:15am by oystersmoke
guys always have a SECRET joint bank account with your mom, sister, or niece to prevent a bank clean out by your wife or GF. you can always ACH money back and forth between other accounts. keep only a minimum amount in your real account and act poor.
#97 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:47am by ladiesman14
I'm guessing you shouldn't have let her live in your trailor while you were working and he was laid off.. or laid on
Sounds like someone has taken a trip to jeremy.
and is there any chance that shes an identicle twin and he just didnt know?
In the United States, laws vary from state to state. In those states where adultery is still on the statute book (although rarely prosecuted), penalties vary from life sentence (Michigan)[36], to a fine of $10 (Maryland), to a Class I felony (Wisconsin) [37]. In the U.S. Military, adultery is a potential court-martial offense.[14] The enforceability of adultery laws in the United States has been / is being questioned following Supreme Court decisions since 1965 relating to privacy and sexual intimacy of consenting adults, in cases such as Lawrence v. Texas; however, occasional prosecutions occur.[38]
http://web.archive.org/web/20070206173058/http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070115/COL04/701150333
Of course, being crushed, the first thing to do is post it on FMYLIFE.
#104 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:43pm by DocHolliday
