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Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17753) - you totally deserved it (1348)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Harsh!

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:18am by queenscovegirl

what a pussy. be glad he isn't your boyfriend anymore

#37 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:25pm by pcakewafflebacon

Weak!

#2 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:24am by jchansfan

Is he still ten or something?

#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:25am by tikimuppet

aaah kids these days!

#4 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:29am by unfortunate_13

Good riddance. Obviously an asshat not worth keeping around anyway. FYL for having the bad fortune (or judgment) to end up in a relationship with him, though.

#5 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:31am by Jotne

Text him and tell him he is a pathetic loser.

#6 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:34am by jchansfan

Tell your best friend to text his mum to tell him you had herpes and he should get himself checked

#7 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:34am by Peroxide

Or that he's really small. For some reason that seems funnier to hear from your mom than that you have herpes. lol :P

#10 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:39am by jchansfan

well that wasn't really the point, if these guys are as young as i think they is, he having Herpes AKA HAVE HAD SEX, + unprotected for that matter would make hes mom rather furious i bet.

#16 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:23am by MrFail

But she would also be mad at the OP which we don't want

#22 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:14am by Sun_Kissed18

Did you punch him yet?

#9 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:38am by Kylias

Oh how we love thee
Beautiful phone tree!
Give us the news
Along with the blues
Or I won't know when he's done with me!

FYL

#11 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:40am by rhymethyme

you are probably very young, and there's no way it was a serious relationship anyway.

i remember when i was 13, i asked my brother to tell my first boyfriend i was breaking up with him. then he went up to my room because he wanted an explanation and i was too busy listening to N'Sync to bother giving him one. good times!

#12 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:55am by papertigers

Tell that little limpdick that you refuse his breakup and he has to buy you flowers and chocolates, and he has to hold the camera while you get it on with a real man.

I'm sure you have the balls to tell him that directly without going through the chain of proxies.

#13 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:52am by perdix

Awesome, I was going to tell op to get a real man...

On the same page here

#28 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:23pm by donkey_hang_down

What a little pussy. You know what, it's probably a good thing you guys broke up. Why would you wanna deal with a little baby your whole life.

#14 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:55am by movies12

he is a douche.
honestly how low is that. its pathetic. your better off!

#15 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:57am by cheque_please

that's a new way to break up.

#17 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:31am by cmac86

Is he eight?

#18 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:40am by sampleinajar

Haha, quite a game of telephone, eh?

#19 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:49am by Ohnothingreally

he would have gotten cursed out

#20 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:51am by Ayostephdizza16

You should rephrase that and post to www.mylifeiscool.com: "Today my boyfriend made it clear to me that he is a lowlife and a coward. Good riddance!"

#21 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:12am by The_Great_Zucchi

I know why he did it that way, obviously the OP is hard to talk to. Work on opening better lines of communications in your furture relationships, and try to listen once in a while (that means stop talking, i know, its hard)!

#23 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:16am by Pillowinmyface

Talk to him to make sure he really wants to break up.

This could be a misunderstanding or a deception.

#24 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:25am by EricJ

Are you guys like 10 years old?

#25 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:47am by aleph1

Tell you sister to text your ex boyfriend's friend and have him come over for some of the action your ex never got!

#26 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:17am by Skull_300

Hah, wow. If he's so afraid to say " I'm breaking up with you " to your face, then he didn't deserve you. Silly string the tree's around his house and throw eggs.

#29 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:33pm by BriniBrutal90

Wow, what a loser. Sorry, FYL.

#31 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:49pm by rockstarK9

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#32 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:51pm by Tangaman

A guy once broke up with me via an email to my mother.

#33 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:04pm by starried

This is what happens when you're twelve. Stop whining, your life is not over.

#34 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:31pm by flylikemusic

I noe how you feel my boyfreind broke up with me yesterday but he didnt tell me straight up either. i found out by him switching all his stuff on myspace.

#35 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:19pm by gisselle

I love how this is worded.

#36 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:02pm by hbgoddard

I bet you're 11 years old. don't worrry things will get better.

#38 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:48pm by EmoKidsFail

YOU DESERVE IT FOR DATING YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND. P.S. PRONOUNS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.

#39 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:17pm by NumberZine

FYL. but you need to word this better.

#40 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:20pm by FATTY_MCDOOGLE

what a wimp. be a freaking man. good that he's gone =]

#41 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:33pm by isabellarose

I think it's safe to assume that all 4 parties involved are between the ages of 10 and 12.

#42 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:44am by ihatestupidppl

WOW! good things he's gone. what a b**ch!!! : P

#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:13am by luella

this is confusing

#44 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:16pm by FAMOUSE123321

Get a guy with a pair of balls.

#45 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:22am by HighLife19

Reminds me of something that happened to me. My last girlfriend got her best friend to text me to tell me she's breaking up with me, after she cheated on me. That best friend is now her boyfriend.

#46 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:39pm by Maniacrey

HUH?!

#47 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:04pm by Zoomer117

Your boyfriend is a coward

#48 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:32pm by UndeadShaggydoo

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