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Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73942) - you totally deserved it (3783)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05am by edwac

invite me to next weddin

#96 - On 03/01/2010 at 12:36pm by orphinz

Aww! I don't think you're ever going to live that one down. I hope you had a good day anyway... if that's possible?

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05am by JAL

At least your wedding will be unforgettable:)

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:07am by dk2008

I hope you were wearing underwear!!

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:14am by setbaby

Congratulations on your nuptuals.

#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37am by NoozeHound

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#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:38am by merso

why are you on this site on your wedding day?

#7 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:45am by alki

true

#97 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:47pm by twinscrplayer6

Lol. Funny but I call shenanigans on this one. Unless you can give us that picture that the photographer took just as the dress went down.

But if it did happen then I hope you either wore underwear or are at least good looking. Less chances of heart attacks on the older family members then.

#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:50am by Jimboom

Congrats for showing nipples at your nuptials. That's a wedding no one will forget. On the upside you probably got the pictures for free, I would hope. Saves serious $$$.

#9 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:53am by HAHAURLIFESUX

@#7 - all of the FML's start with "Today". It's possible that the OP's wedding was actually a couple of days/weeks ago.

I can actually see this one happening, and quite easily, at that. Some strapless gowns don't fit as well as they should, and if it was even a LITTLE loose on the OP (or even if it was tight), it could have come off pretty easily. Even a gown with straps might've come down some. I hope that your dress wasn't ripped when it was pulled off.

#10 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:01am by Chibi

Your groom was probably thinking "Wow, she couldn't even wait 'til after the reception?"

#11 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:56am by TheFifthWitness

Tru dat #7...but seriously...should you be "doing" something...or someone?

#12 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:08am by leye

I hope he gives you your photos for free! What a clumsy moron.

#13 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:13am by babydoll86

Haha I bet he didn't get paid.
Congrats, though. It makes for a good story years to come, right?

#14 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:46am by jackaaa

Wow, what a nightmare!

#15 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:07am by x_eyebrows

I bet that made a great photo

#16 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:09am by JHunz

This is yet another reason why strapless wedding gowns are a BAD IDEA.

#17 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:10am by mkb

At least this didn't happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY

Although being naked in front of all of your wedding guests might be worse actually... FYL

#18 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:15am by amirn86

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAA! Ahhh.
I know it's unfortunate, but that is honestly hilarious.
Hope you were wearing a strapless bra.

#19 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:23am by khrushchevtm

Oh, that is unfortunate... let's hope he didn't get a snap of it :S

#20 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:35am by youreawhore

Sue that motherf***er, what a terrible person

#21 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:53am by meepmeep

"And then she realized she should have gotten the boob job, after all."

#22 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:13am by YouGotJizzed

nah it's ok hehe but it's funny lol sorry I couldn't help it hehe haha hoho hehe lol
am sure some of the guys went to the bathroom to u know lol =)

#23 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:14am by PKYAZ

wow, you go on fmylife on your wedding day

yeah, FYL

#24 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:21am by TheAntiComment

you should get your pictures for free

#25 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:26am by rspart88

I know you think this is stylistically clever but its not.

#26 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:31am by cantwhistle

People need to realize that FMLs are supposed to start with "Today." It's like "Dear Abby"; they all start out with "Dear Abby"

#27 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:04pm by Anony

Shenanigans.

#28 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:17pm by FishyFred

If this is true, it should go on failblog!!

#29 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:44pm by Spiffy

That's even worse than this... http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Wedding_Boob

#30 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm by Aish

Oh poor you! Something like this on your wedding day. I hope not much showed.

#31 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:59pm by Commonsenseless

Okay @24, this has been said before. It just has to start with "Today," it doesn't mean that it actually happened today.

#32 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:02pm by panda_bear511

Wow..that really sucks.

What was the outcome after the dress was pulled down? If he stepped on it then he wasnt a very professional photographer to say the least.

If he was a professional then he should have insurance to cover his ass for making stupid mistakes like that. You should post a link to his website so nobody else will hire him to ruin their wedding.

#34 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:28pm by Pixelator

I don't quite get this one. Wouldn't something as delicate as a wedding dress rip before it just gets "[pulled] completely down"?

#35 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:43pm by bonare0607

#7 For the win...

The photographer has the pics right?

#36 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:50pm by Gringo

#35 I agree. And why did you keep walking if you felt a tug on the dress? Unless you were just full on barreling down the aisle

#37 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:53pm by Aish

I have a number of strapless dresses, and while I feel heartily sorry for you for this, I have to say that it must have not fit properly. Strapless dresses are pretty hard to accidentally just pull down like that, especially wedding dresses. They normally have a lot of built-in support-type fabric, boning, etc., to keep your girls propped up and are tightly fitted to the torso. Better fitting next time?

#38 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:05pm by kellster

Well, he's not getting paid. But my sister's wedding dress is strapless and it would have come down a bit but not completely. You should've gotten a dress that fit you better.

#39 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:07pm by wat_the_eff

Today, I was taking pictures for a wedding and all of a sudden the brides dress fell off...I was stepping on her dress. FML.

#41 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:12pm by stonerchu

omg thats so awful! i hope you did have on a strapless bra and got the dress back up really quickly otherwise thats a big downer at the wedding!

#42 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:33pm by FML625

she is just telling us this story in present tense. it happened a while ago. people do that all the time hahaha however bummer for her yay for the groom and anybody else who saw (;

#43 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:00pm by piderman13

@#5Don't you mean: "Congratulations on your niptuals?"

#44 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:03pm by randomdude1234

If that were my wedding (or the wedding of my bridezilla best friend) there would be some shots of me wrestling the photographer.

#45 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:23pm by mariposa25

don't worry, 40 years from now you'll be laughing and telling this story to your grandkids.

#46 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:27pm by you_not_me_OWNED

that should be on americas funniest home vids.

#47 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:02pm by flomotion

Hopefully you were wearing a strapless bra... if not... I'm terribly sorry haha.

#48 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:23pm by mcrflyleaf

I have to agree with #6 pics or it didn't happen.

#49 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:58pm by alucardrules

no way did this happen. Its almost straight from that movie with kirstie alley and the olsen twins (it takes two?) except kirstie steps on the dress. I call bs.

#50 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:02pm by analeigh

@28, I doubt it. This kind of thing does happen. Strapless dresses are not easy.

#51 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:04pm by giaface

Oh no!

#52 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:34pm by ellytoad

like an american film!

#53 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05pm by sheepyblah

If they still make new eps of americas funniest home videos, atleast you got a chance at winning some money

#54 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37pm by CaptainPat

Oh my goodness, all of my pictures would be free and I would have freaked out.

#55 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37pm by LLovey

why would you be puttin this on FML on yer wedding night! have fun with yer hubbie ;]
*wink wink*

#56 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:02pm by well_this_sucks

oh hot damn.
lmaoooooo.
just laugh it off :D
makes for a great story =] (that's true too lol)

#57 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:33pm by theoldGP

Hopefully in 50 years you'll be able to look back on this day and laugh.

#58 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:33pm by esagalyn

Hopefully this epic fail is no representation of how your marriage will be ; ]

#59 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:44pm by Jem0_0

hahaha, well don't wear a strapless at your next wedding! lol

#61 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:01pm by yaniknowsbest

at least it's a wedding no one will ever forget

#62 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:45pm by jack6179

Today, I got married to a fat ho. She spent the whole honeymoon on the internet complaining about the wedding. FML.

#63 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:26am by Ox_Baker

#7 "why are you on this site on your wedding day?"

Just because all FMLs start with "today" doesn't mean everyone actually writes them on the very day they happened.

#64 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:29am by el_llama

Hey, it's one of those things that you'll always have to look back on =].
Make the best of it, girl. And congrats!

#65 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:47pm by Vehicle

did ur husband get jelous the photogragher got to take off your dress?

#66 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:43pm by guylovers2

jeez lady... save it for the honeymoon... and ur husband...

#67 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:10pm by effevery1slife

I smell severely reduced pay for someone

#68 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:39pm by ArcaneTerror

I would have not only been mortified at showing all the family and friends my body, but I would have been super PISSED that the photographer stepped on my dress!!! Aren't they professional enough to know to WATCH where they are stepping??
Damn.

#69 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:26pm by breaksprinter_

hawt, did he get any pics?

#70 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:47pm by mrcarmine

why are you on FML the night of your wedding? this FML is fake.

#71 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:31pm by RyHat421

Ohhh my god. How embarrasing! [hug]

#72 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:18am by loosemoose

can you say FIRED?

#73 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:18am by JavaAnyone

You'd better get free wedding photos out of that...

#74 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:40pm by libster

Hahaha, congrats! It'll be a story that'll be passed on in your family for generations to come!

#75 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:28pm by blackbetty

Should have though about putting 'Attire optional' on your invites

#76 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:43pm by Anonym123

I hope you are at least proud of your boobs.

#78 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:38pm by thevaliantknight

#63 your a bitch

#79 - On 04/02/2009 at 4:50pm by nafiul93

#76... that's my kind of wedding

#80 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:25pm by IMz0r

how can the dress fall down because of that? you mustve been walking pretty fast to get enough stretch on the dress for it to fall down =S

#81 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:50am by taylipn

I feel bad for the photographer. I know he didn't have his clothes ripped off in front a large group of people, but I'm sure that wasn't a very pleasant experience for him either. It was an accident. Everyone makes mistakes, so all of you saying that he's this horrible person, No. 21, GO TO HELL.

#82 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:58pm by UNHWildcats

I call fake. One little step is not gonna pull a dress completely off. You should have realized it was falling down soon enough to stop and fix it.

#83 - On 04/24/2009 at 11:08am by PrettyVal

That's an awesome idea! A topless wedding lol

#84 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:36pm by thefinalpie

I need to go to more weddings.

#85 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:58am by VirminLord

I think it's more of a FHL. I mean yea it happened to you, but he probably got yelled at forever.

#86 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:49am by 24788

# 11 , 66, and 67 lmao

That does suck that happened. I hope that got you an unforgettable wedding and free photos out of this ;)

#87 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:30pm by Jakester

I would love to see your boobs

#88 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:10pm by minortomajor

did he get the photo?

#89 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:34am by bigraws23

What sucks is that you found the time on your wedding night to write about this. I guess the show didn't turn out very well?

#90 - On 08/31/2009 at 11:06pm by btown_bre

Umpa! Umpa!

#91 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:48pm by Faruz

LOL that sucks! XD That's why modest is the hottest. Maybe if your dress had straps it wouldn't have happened ;)

#92 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:51pm by Macadamia

did you finish the wedding?

#93 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:45pm by ellawea

haha, were u wearing and bra or panties, if u wasn't then no one would ever forget ur wedding

#94 - On 02/02/2010 at 11:06pm by kevint9911

DAMMM wish i was there!

#95 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:37pm by blademaster23

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