Well, if you're here, then chances are you're pretty much wanting to bury a knife in my face, so... yeah...
If you take anything I say on this site seriously, then I hate to break it to you, but you're being an oversensitive fool, and the same goes twofold if you're upset/angry about something I've said. I'm actually a pretty nice person really, but my style of comedy isn't to many people's taste.
Feel free to message me, if you so desire!
People here I love:
Intoxicunt
LauraLatch
MercyFML
Perdix
RedBlueGreen
Starfire22
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16326) - you totally deserved it (3595)
On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you totally deserved it (2325)
On 09/10/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by tawnaciousd - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (43174) - you totally deserved it (2312)
On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States
Today, I gave my girlfriend non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech she tells me I have the body of a monk seal. She then takes my keys, staggers to my car, and drives away. She crashed into a tree 2 blocks later. She's fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11792) - you totally deserved it (15673)
On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)
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