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Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)
Today, I went to a 'haunted' theme park, actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by mack (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my son's teacher tells me that I should take my son to the doctor because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They run some tests and after twenty minutes she tells me something is blocking his sinus. Out comes a peanut that's been lodged in his nose for months. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by wahwah (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where there are a lot of horse-drawn carriage tours and I decided to pick up some litter. Some of it was in a puddle of water, but after I picked up the trash, I realized the puddle was horse urine. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Leash (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by mandy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
