I'm Irene, I'm 18 years old and I'm from the Netherlands. I'm in law school, but that's only temporary cause what I really want to study is psychology. If you have any questions, or if you (dis)agree with my point of view and you wnat to tell me; feel free to PM anytime! I like PM's :)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, a milkbone commerical came on TV. At the end of the commercial, they whistle and throw a milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100 lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and pummel my brand new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by poop (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 1:31pm - love - by Rage (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and see my parents dancing. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by neverStopLaughin - United States (Colorado)
Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth. Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 9:47am - misc - by Porcelain (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
