My name is dianaa [: (obviously) lol
im really bored most of the time so i try to find MANY things to entertain me x)
i love music ALOT xD
& i lovee meeting new people!
so hit me up if you want to get to know me more ! (:
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my dad said "Who are you texting? Mom?" I said "Dad, I'm not that much of a loser." I then looked down and remembered I was texting my uncle. I then looked at my inbox. The people down the list were Mom, Dad, Uncle Dave, and one from Dean, the president math club, saying I was a nerd. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by dfan13 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar cell phone on the floor by mistake and it shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" and laughed. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my fiance was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my little sister asked what masterbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and proceeded to talk about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by livin (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 11 year old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach wearing a bikini. He said " Wow! Who's that?!" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said " Whats happened?!". FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 5:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
