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Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you totally deserved it (5346)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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So just call her back. What's the problem?

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:08pm by Ike

wasn't meant to be ;)
jokes.. just call her back

#24 - On 03/07/2010 at 9:43am by BlueJeans2626

call her back maybe?

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:10pm by jamie

aw, muffin.

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:22pm by belardi

Call her back! Plug your phone in!

#4 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:53pm by john

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#5 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:13pm by mleugim

Yeah man call here back and say ''I might be doing something tonight, but it depends. What are you doing?'' Then if she says nothing bam foot in the door, but if she does have someting going on. joke around about her actually going to hang out with you.

#6 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:51pm by Crow801

... WTF, you gunna squirt a little? You gunna cry? Plug your damn phone in, and call her back, don't be such a little bitch and hit that!

#7 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:00pm by Phill of the Future

^ Winner

#25 - On 03/12/2010 at 8:19pm by ReyEr9412

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#8 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:25pm by beautiflletdwn1

Owned... lol

#9 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:39pm by TrueCoppa

I have a feeling he means that his phone actually broke, not just a dead battery.

#10 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:42pm by JFP

Borrow a friends phone. Work it out, you got this in the bag.

#11 - On 02/14/2009 at 12:49am by EMS

UH WTF....CALL HER BACK..THIS ISNT WORTH BEING ON HERE

#12 - On 02/14/2009 at 1:49am by OWELL09

oh nooooooooo.. your battery died? thats just horrible! now try to stay with me on this one.. why didn't you just call her back? you have a phone that doesn't recharge? you dont know how the use a common wall outlet? jesus dude.

#13 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:41am by captcool024

Im guessing this happened where he was unable to plug his phone in... jack asses. And Im guessing he also doesnt know her number by memory... and is figuring the girl now thinks he hung up on her.

#14 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:31pm by Wiked

#10, he said his battery died.

#15 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:04pm by Dude

ouch!!

#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:58am by none

You just suck at life.

#17 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:53am by nobody

*69 come on now, call that bitch back, nonchalance is key.

#18 - On 02/27/2009 at 5:59am by G

good, now you wont embarrass yourself and can concentrate on what the strategy is THEN call back.. the next day.

#19 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:58pm by AlexC

worse for her:

i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML

#20 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:21pm by Remegy

#7!

#21 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:01am by datboypipe

He doesn' t know her number

#22 - On 08/02/2009 at 12:13am by Alfredo

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