Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Obsessed fan, at worst. There's no stalking happening as far as we're aware.
#61 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:50pm by BeeSkwaird
it is creep to have a stalker! as long as they don't threaten you i think you are ok...
#67 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:40pm by Future_Mrs_Voltz
What I want to know is, how many friends did this "fan page" have? lmao... Another thing, how bored do you have to be to search yourself on facebook? (or "FAILbook" as I call it)
"...I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping
These late hours I've been keeping
I've been pacing and retracing
Every step of every move
An even though I'm feeling so right
I'm so happy,still I know
I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you..."
Says the creepy stalker
#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:09am by ireply_w_lyrics
Lots of people I think. It's a bit like searching yourself on google....sometimes one is just curious what he'll find :)
lots of people?...only time ive searched my name on FB was to find my father
(we have the same name)googles different if you have a reason.
Either way OP thats fuckin awesome. Sounds like if you ever needed to get laid just say it out loud...
she prolly has your house bugged
#18 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:59am by greenltrn2003
Some people may be curious as to how many others share their name. Jeez, it's not a big deal. And yeah, lots of people do it.
Also I knew someone who searched themselves on FB to see if others could find them searching their name, since their friend was having trouble finding their profile.
#19 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:06am by Intoxicunt
I do! My name is kinda rare, and I was curious to see how many other people on fb had it
#47 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:06am by fireandice27
I dunno.. I'd be kinda rapt if it wasn't really creepy
#8 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:29am by myinitialsarecoc
fucl i was gona say that. i love how half the people on fml have a great sense of humor. btw, reklats. (stalker backwards);)
Well you could always go for some angry stalker-rage sex?
#10 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:34am by broken_chaos
I have a fanpage, but my friend made it in my honour :P
Sorry yours is made by a creep though.
#11 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:39am by emilysanftwsom
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Oh boo hoo, some chick set up a fan page of me, why am I so adorable? Shut up. And besides who searches themselves on facebook? Can you say narsacist?
@2: welcome back! lol
@9: I love you, intoxicunt!
@13: you fail at spelling, and you don't have to be a narcissist to search your own name.
@OP: that's kind of awesome, not gonna lie.
#15 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:48am by DynamicDave
Umm you're also in wisconsin so why did you have to point out that she's in wisconsin? And how did she get pictures of you?
ahahaha this is the creepiest.
i made up a fan page of one of my best mates because we were mucking around, but that shit is just weird.
ahah... creepy! this is really weird. FML-worthy? IDK. but still, im feel ur creeped-out-ness
#22 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:13am by Shadow_vamp_503
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Well, if you weren't so self centred and up your own ass, you wouldn't have searched yourself and found out you had a stalker. Asshole.
#23 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:17am by MorlekEngel
This is FML worthy! I had a stalker once and she threatened to kill my girlfriend so she could have me to herself. It's the most fucked up shit anyone can encounter ROFL!
FYL!
#24 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:22am by Andrewl_FML
Yup, definite stalker. Psychiatric help is required. Anyone who stalks themself can't be all there.
Oh... tch, you are just full of yourself? Gotcha.
#25 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:36am by nokillnobeepbeep
Given the fact that you were searching your own name you're probably the narcissistic type to get a huge sense of self worth out of that sort of thing.
Um, maybe they searched to make sure they could be found by searching first + last name so they'd know if friends could find them. Goddamn, lay off.
#30 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:10am by Intoxicunt
Hahahah. I think it's cool. If somebody had a fan page of me, I'd be flattered. (while I was getting a restraining order) :)
Enjoy the attention. Maybe she's your soulmate, I suggest you meet at a neutral location to find out :)
#38 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:09am by ArthursLifeSucks
Ugh! Don't challenge everyone, OP! Half of the people here can't even do that!
#39 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:15am by TheLetterZero
Pssht. A stalker in 2009. Doesn't EVERYONE have one now? Cry to me when someone starts stealing your identity or persona and your ideas and passing them off as their own. Talk about weird.
"Today I found that I'm attractive enough that people make internet shrines to me, my wife kept bugging me to cheat on her with supermodels, and my bank said they couldn't fit all of my money into their safes. FML"
Seriously, FMLs like this piss me right the fuck off.
#42 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:37am by flying_vegan
if it's really as bad as the OP would have it sound, it's no fun.
Do we all remember mistercoffee????
It was flattering at first, but after a while, it's really not cool.
#44 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:48am by Intoxicunt
On the subject of users we remember...
Plexico? Like really dudes. It's weird to read an fml without seeing a few of his clever comments.
#52 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:47am by DoomJeff91
Where is Plexico these days anyways? What happened to him
?
#55 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:21am by boatkicker
What happened with mistercoffee?? And, Where is plexico??
#57 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:43am by girlygirl666
plexico? You mean perdix, now. Profile change. :)
misteroffee was banned for being an idiot.
#63 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:19pm by Intoxicunt
@ intoxicunt-Thanks. I thought so but I wasn't sure..I don't like to assume. Plus I'm slow sometimes- occupational hazard.
#74 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:24pm by girlygirl666
Haha. I was getting all detective on this. I thought Perdix came along and offed Plexico or something.
#82 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:53pm by DoomJeff91
I'm sorry. I can't say "stalker." I wish I could say "stalker," but, darn it all, I just can't say "stalker."
#97 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:03am by halfmanhalfbearh
Ahaha. You watch too much TV. But your version does sound awesome.
#100 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:51am by Intoxicunt
so somebody has made a page entirely dedicated to you and you life is F---ed?
#51 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:25am by polico_wolf
haha well if i was you i would feel flattered. at least she doesnt follow you to your car or anything way creepy..
I have a John Lennon fan page, do I stalk him? Well, I wish I could at least meet him...
Anyways, that's really really creepy. Message her and ask her why she has a fan page for you.
#64 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:23pm by Beatlesndoherty
I've searched my name before, actually the other day i searched my last name because it's really uncommon and i wanted to see if i could find my long lost relatives. Btw im from Wisconsin, but it wasnt me :P
#66 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:32pm by nessykate12
wow you must be really hot lol (or something) that's so random if you don't even know her how does she know you??
#69 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:01pm by Siriuslysnaped
Oh boohoo... a girl likes you. Ohh the horror!! Cry me a river.
Someone having your pic on their facebook is NOT stalking. Join facebook and be friends with her. See what she's like and then decide whether to take it further.
I care not. Not even gonna try.
She didn't just have pictures of him on her facebook, she made a freaking fan page about him.
I'd say that is a little over the edge.
#75 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:37pm by _neutrality
Have you ever dealt with a creepy, obsessive chick before?
Not fun, especially when they try to stab you.
#90 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:08pm by Ultimate_Cynic
dude, you're loved. whats wrong with that? and depends on what you look like..
#76 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:44pm by iwaspeedon
Yikes that's kinda creepy.
btw, don't ya love the cheese state we live in? lol sorry i had to comment since i live in WI too.
haha i live in WI too...i thought we've contained our wierdos well up in the boonies, but the internet is a versatile tool i guess.
at least she's not some sort of Ed Gein.
mmm yeah a little creepy :P
this is why you set your Facebook profile to friends only, by the way :)
#81 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:31pm by pokeabibble
Fix your privacy settings.
She'll stop stealing your pics.
#83 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:10pm by jennybirm_6114
heyyyyyyyyyy good for you congrats lol =^)
kidding sucks BIG time =^(
#86 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:23pm by crzygrl90218
YDI for crying about having haters.
It just means somebody wants to be like you, you fucking idiot.
Cry about it.
I love Sarah Buckner.
#87 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:57pm by mattdaddyryan56
Happened to my friend in sixth grade. She had this webshow and some girl started taking the videos and posting her on her YouTube page.
I mean WTF.
o0o0o the same thingg happened to mee but after the group was created...the creator deleted his/her account so idkk who did but there SO MANY MEMBERS and idkk most of them lolxxx
#94 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:53pm by theDIVA_NL
Making a page doesn't make her a stalker. Breaking into your house and taking pictures of you when you're not looking makes her a stalker.
She just has a crush on you. Poor you.
This should actually translate into: today, I found out just how much of a total loser I am, just by realizing I have the time to search for my own name on Facebook... Trust me, mate, having stalkers should be the last thing on your mind right now and maybe getting off welfare should be placed a bit higher on your priority list. Just a thought ;)
Some people cry that they have NO ONE to put in their emergency contact, and you cry because someone loves you.
OH NO THAT'S TERRIBLE! Why don't you drive over there and pork her?! If I had a nickel for every time a girl made a Facebook page dedicated to me, and I drove to Wisconsin to fuck her...
#104 - On 10/27/2009 at 1:01pm by GodsOfWrath
ITS A SUCCUBUS!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE DEMON-HUNTER HOTLINE! (ran by me!) i have yet to have a contact number though
#106 - On 10/28/2009 at 12:50am by EveryDayJackAss
So complain to Facebook then if she has no right to be plastering your info on the net. Otherwise, stop whining.
#108 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:07pm by GriefBacon
lol. I go to school with a girl who did that to this guy she liked. When people figured out it was her she got all offended because people called her a creep.
#109 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:37pm by lyssidoodles
